Meltdown Hawthorn rorting the system

[Footy Smarts]

Demon tipped to stay, Blue eyes trigger, Hawk's massive boot deal - https://www.afl.com.au/news/1282022

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How do the Hawks land so many gun recruits (10 in their lineup last week)? Now we know. Obviously a rort.

Send in the auditors.

Huge question marks over all the flags since the 80s at least. Etc, etc.

 

[Philhawk]

Demon tipped to stay, Blue eyes trigger, Hawk's massive boot deal - https://www.afl.com.au/news/1282022



How do the Hawks land so many gun recruits (10 in their lineup last week)? Now we know. Obviously a rort.

Send in the auditors.

Huge question marks over all the flags since the 80s at least. Etc, etc.

 

[Delisted]

 

[The Punter]

I think I speak for everyone else around here when I say the one supporter group we don't want to hear complaining about this sort of thing is Geelong supporters.

 

[STPer18]

Demon tipped to stay, Blue eyes trigger, Hawk's massive boot deal - https://www.afl.com.au/news/1282022



How do the Hawks land so many gun recruits (10 in their lineup last week)? Now we know. Obviously a rort.

Send in the auditors.

Huge question marks over all the flags since the 80s at least. Etc, etc.

Skechers? More like Sketchy!

 

[blue harvest]

I'm just happy that Chol and Frost are now considered gun recruits.

 

[ShadowCat]

I think I speak for everyone else around here when I say the one supporter group we don't want to hear complaining about this sort of thing is Geelong supporters.

...that's the joke

 

[Footy Smarts]

I'm just happy that Chol and Frost are now considered gun recruits.

Must've given them some swamp land in Dingley surely.

 

[Delisted]

Must've given them some swamp land in Dingley surely.

How are all these clubs giving out land in a housing crisis?

 

[The Punter]

...that's the joke

Is this the Bay?

 

[ShadowCat]

Is this the Bay?

It's a tongue in cheek post, hence the 'take away the flags from the 80's' absurdity in the OP. You can tell it's not that serious, because no Hawks fans are getting upset. It's also not designed to troll, because the OP isn't taking it seriously.

It's just a bit of fun, lol. Lighten up.

 

[The Punter]

It's a tongue in cheek post, hence the 'take away the flags from the 80's' absurdity in the OP. You can tell it's not that serious, because no Hawks fans are getting upset. It's also not designed to troll, because the OP isn't taking it seriously.

It's just a bit of fun, lol. Lighten up.

I'm a St Kilda supporter. How I am supposed to lighten up?

 

[Osho]

I'll have to get into Auditing, seems to be big demand. I'll have to be a CEO first though for a couple of years though to create the synergy.

 

[ShadowCat]

I'm a St Kilda supporter. How I am supposed to lighten up?

Touche

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Pathetic and desperate passing the buck/clutching at straws from a Cotton On nitwit

 

[ShadowCat]

Pathetic and desperate passing the buck/clutching at straws from a Cotton On nitwit

It's...a...joke...

Bloody hell satire is lost on people these days.

 

[catscratchfever]

The criminal clique at Dingleberry (or is it Tassie or perhaps your nearest dark alley) have been exposed to the light of day. Tough times coming for Sam ‘Suss’ Mitchell and his mob of shysters. And not a moment too soon!

 

[catscratchfever]

It's...a...joke...

Bloody hell satire is lost on people these days.

Everything is lost on poor clueless Elmo

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

It's...a...joke...

Bloody hell satire is lost on people these days.

Glad you Geelong fans have sense a humour, your club is officially out of the race for Harley Reid..Essingtin have won his services

 

[STPer18]

Something stinks at Dingley, and it's not just the soiled nappies their home base is built ontop of. Hopefully the Geelong bloke in charge of audits gets a look at these clowns next.

 

[ShadowCat]

Glad you Geelong fans have sense a humour, your club is officially out of the race for Harley Reid..Essingtin have won his services

We are literally the last club that would ever pay Harley 2.5 MIL a year. Imagine Bailey Smith and Max Holmes having Harley rock up at 3 times their wage, club culture destroying.

Goddamn idiotic if true - and reeks of desperation by Essendon. They're not ready to add someone like Reid who will kill your salary cap. Very few clubs could.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

reeks of desperation by Essendon

What’s new

 

[Footy Is Good]

Another Geelong supporter, another shit fred

Like sands through an hour glass

 

[frggr]

Must've given them some swamp land in Dingley surely.

Frost does look a little like Shrek:

 

[The Punter]

Is this the Bay?

Turns out it is