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Yeah, I heard it was a probe put in, not a screw taken out...
According to some posters on here Ballantyne is shite!
Taking this appraisal on board Harvey has decided to delist him without playing a game in the purple. In addition there will be a conference at an undisclosed location where Harvey will get some trading, recruiting, training, tactical and media presentation tips from some of the select Bigfooty experts sprouting their shite on this board at the moment.
Some of these experts achieved great success in their chosen sports at junior level and even had some AFL players in their junior teams apparently. Armed with this previous experience, their inside knowledge of the workings of the Fremantle Football Club and having read a few fitness books we can all expect a dramatic improvement in our fortunes.
Taking this appraisal on board Harvey has decided to delist him without playing a game in the purple. In addition there will be a conference at an undisclosed location where Harvey will get some trading, recruiting, training, tactical and media presentation tips from some of the select Bigfooty experts sprouting their shite on this board at the moment.
Some of these experts achieved great success in their chosen sports at junior level and even had some AFL players in their junior teams apparently. Armed with this previous experience, their inside knowledge of the workings of the Fremantle Football Club and having read a few fitness books we can all expect a dramatic improvement in our fortunes.
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According to some posters on here Ballantyne is shite!
Taking this appraisal on board Harvey has decided to delist him without playing a game in the purple. In addition there will be a conference at an undisclosed location where Harvey will get some trading, recruiting, training, tactical and media presentation tips from some of the select Bigfooty experts sprouting their shite on this board at the moment.
Some of these experts achieved great success in their chosen sports at junior level and even had some AFL players in their junior teams apparently. Armed with this previous experience, their inside knowledge of the workings of the Fremantle Football Club and having read a few fitness books we can all expect a dramatic improvement in our fortunes.
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Pretty sure that's just a cover for the alien abduction.
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Good stuff Pol
Look the others are pulling your leg. The truth of it is he has realised his life long ambition to be a pro MMA fighter and is now currently training in Las Vegas, fighting in small time promotions, hoping to get on UFC's The Ulimate Fighter series for a chance at MMA fame.....
Look the others are pulling your leg. The truth of it is he has realised his life long ambition to be a pro MMA fighter and is now currently training in Las Vegas, fighting in small time promotions, hoping to get on UFC's The Ulimate Fighter series for a chance at MMA fame.....
Good stuff Pol
Look the others are pulling your leg. The truth of it is he has realised his life long ambition to be a pro MMA fighter and is now currently training in Las Vegas, fighting in small time promotions, hoping to get on UFC's The Ulimate Fighter series for a chance at MMA fame.....
So he hasn't been abducted by Aliens then! Well good luck to the young fella and I hope he maintains his 8%, if he thought Aussie Rule was tough he's in for a whole world of pain
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So he hasn't been abducted by Aliens then! Well good luck to the young fella and I hope he maintains his 8%, if he thought Aussie Rule was tough he's in for a whole world of pain
You better believe it. He has one mean rear naked or mata leao choke on him that makes people turn green & grey like little aliens. I also understand he has hired Chuck Norris as his roundhouse kick coach. How can he go wrong....???
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Any particular reason we're ripping on this bloke?
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They are all ****ing with you Barfly. He is in Las Vegas training as a MMA fighter...
Torn hamstring pffffffttttt
Why would others lie, so ???
Every time you whisper a lie a fairy dies....
Torn hamstring pffffffttttt
Why would others lie, so ???
Every time you whisper a lie a fairy dies....
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Ballantyne went for a BBQ over Andrew Browne's house just before New Year ....it was then that a meteorite smashed through a plate glass window and a large shard of glass flew through the air - severed a branch in a tree out in the garden and sent it smashing into Ballantyne and Browne. Bally broke his wrist and Browne hurt his shoulder.
Funny thing is that this convo was recorded by Barra who was screwing around with a tape deck trying to tape Top 40 Australia
Ballantyne 'Man that was a freak occurance'
Browne 'I know - normally the shard of glass or meteorite hit me directly - how lucky were we?'
Funny thing is that this convo was recorded by Barra who was screwing around with a tape deck trying to tape Top 40 Australia
Ballantyne 'Man that was a freak occurance'
Browne 'I know - normally the shard of glass or meteorite hit me directly - how lucky were we?'
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I had lunch with him on Sunday arvo and he said he'll be right for next week.
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Yep, I was the waitress. Strange outfit he was wearing though.....kinda looked like Casper the midget ghost. He ordered the grilled fetta salad with a 'blonde' beer so he would be >8% or he'd have to GTFO.
Stop making shit up, you guys.
The truth is that it's all very hush hush at the moment. The club is still trying to get to the bottom of the story, Rosich is working overtime this afternoon to find out why it happened. He even gave up his game of golf, that's how worrying it is for the club.
It would appear that two KKK members invaded his house the weekend before last, captured him, tied to to a cross out the front of his yard and set him on fire. It was assumed by the neighbours that it was some foreign spin on the Easter celebrations, but it now appears that that was incorrect. A media statement is expected to be released over the next 24 hours, exclusively to Simon Beaumont at 6PR.
The truth is that it's all very hush hush at the moment. The club is still trying to get to the bottom of the story, Rosich is working overtime this afternoon to find out why it happened. He even gave up his game of golf, that's how worrying it is for the club.
It would appear that two KKK members invaded his house the weekend before last, captured him, tied to to a cross out the front of his yard and set him on fire. It was assumed by the neighbours that it was some foreign spin on the Easter celebrations, but it now appears that that was incorrect. A media statement is expected to be released over the next 24 hours, exclusively to Simon Beaumont at 6PR.
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Come on fella's, he stole the club goat and has got banished from the club.
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Thats a lie - he did not steal the goat it escaped and the goat has a name too ...it is Josh Head.
How do I know?
Well I had lunch with Harves, Rick and a BF poster from here who wishes not to be named which is a reasonable request. At that lunch I distinctly heard Harves say Josh Head is being used as the scape goat by fans.
Now communication aint Harves strong point so clean up the grammar and you have Josh Head is the name of the escaped goat don't tell the fans.
So to the OP - there is a goat out in the community called Josh and Ballayntyne is probably looking for it ...perhaps he left the gate open or perhaps it was taken down for building the cross ...I am not sure but will tell you more as it comes to hand, head or wrist?