Technology Hell’s definitive list of things hamburgers can be used for

[Crimson Azure]

Please let us know the many ways you use hamburgers.

• Marinade - Proper Gander
• A small, fashionable hat - Headless
• Soviet Union

 

[Headless]

A small, fashionable hat.

 

[Proper Gander]

The Soviet regime

 

[Crimson Azure]

Proper Gander

 

[Proper Gander]

Proper Gander

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Soviets won’t know what hit them

 

[MarcMaverick]

Ear muffs.

 

[Dory_77]

Telephones

 

[Proper Gander]

Telephones

I’m mad at myself for not thinking of this

 

[MarcMaverick]

I’m mad at myself for not thinking of this

You're thinking of Banana-phone.

 

[Proper Gander]

You're thinking of Banana-phone.

I wasn’t, but I am now MM

 

[MarcMaverick]

I wasn’t, but I am now MM

Sorry, I just love the herb/berry. Eat it to prevent cramps.

Sorry to derail.

 

[Proper Gander]

Sorry, I just love the herb/berry. Eat it to prevent cramps.

Sorry to derail.

Don’t be sorry. This thread was derailed before it even started

 

[Headless]

Sorry to derail.

No such thing in Hell!

 

[Dory_77]

You're thinking of Banana-phone.

I thought in the movie Juno one of the characters had a hamburger phone?

 

[Crimson Azure]

Don’t be sorry. This thread was derailed before it even started

Perhaps the thread needs some hamburger marinade.

 

[Proper Gander]

Perhaps the thread needs some hamburger marinade.

I use it as a marinade for hamburgers

 

[Crimson Azure]

I use it as a marinade for hamburgers

That’s surely a form of cannibalism.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Another big day in the hamburger world.

 

[Proper Gander]

You can use hamburgers for complex strategic manoeuvres in a tense political environment

 

[Crimson Azure]

You can use hamburgers for complex strategic manoeuvres in a tense political environment

Some say it was the key strategy of Trumps campaign.

MHGA.

 

[Toump Ass]

Hamburger buns.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Hamburger buns.

Would you consider bread in the middle or just triple down on an all meat bonanza like the KFC thing?

 

[Proper Gander]

Shoes

 

[Toump Ass]

Would you consider bread in the middle or just triple down on an all meat bonanza like the KFC thing?

Definitely bread in the middle. Gotta get some fibre in!