Hey Fletcher...!

[Mr Fonebone]

Yo so old that if you acted your age you'd be dead.
Yo so old that your Medibank number is 1!
Yo so old that when you were at school there was no history class.
Yo so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo so old, your memory is in black and white
Yo so old you sued Google for naming their search engine after your age.
Yo so old, you fart dust
Yo so old, your birth-certificate expired.
Yo so old that you knew Gandalf before he had a beard
Yo so old, you have an autographed bible.
Yo so old, you drove a chariot to high school.

 

[headache1]

Yo so old, you need performance enhancing substances to play football.

 

[Jesse Custer]

Oh thats just mean

You so old i feel old...

 

[rhythmandblues]

He's so old that he remembers when the divvy van was a horse and cart. Speaking of which...

 

[DaVillaBlues]

 

[Percel]

you so old, you knew anzac biscuits as oat cookies

 

[vjknight]

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but it wasnt about carlton, so relax ok.

 

[JackAttack!]

You so old, you remember everyone cooking their ***** before eating them

 

[Glorious couch life]

The Divvy's coming OP. I'm sure these Purple ****s will treat you well...

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Fletch is so old he's the oldest player in the AFL.

So old, such ancient.

 

[Provost_]

Great respect for Dustbin, in an anti Bay post I say good on the campaigner and may he not be the last.

 

[Provost_]

you so old, you knew anzac biscuits as oat cookies

The were always BISCUTS you young Americanised pop culture sell out.

 

[DEECEE]

heres an old divvy, hop in!

 

[Moo]

You're so old that these jokes were cutting edge when Fletch was a boy

 

[Vikingblood]

Pre-season fitness with some mates:

 

[Kram]

You are so old, that you can actually remember when Carlton weren't a laughing stock.

 

[Moo]

Monkeys are descendants of Fletcher.

Fletcher Christian was named in honour of Dustin's 100th game

 

[rhythmandblues]

He's so old that he can remember Fremantle's last premiersh......oh wait, never mind.

 

[Moo]

The name Dustin is an old Norse derivative of the joke 'I'm just in' which Dustin's dad Sven Flètchër used on his wedding night in 793 AD

 

[BigJoeD_]

Great respect for Dustbin, in an anti Bay post I say good on the campaigner and may he not be the last.

Hear hear.
Still has that sweet right foot too, a beautiful kick.

In sentiments more relevant to the OP, the campaigner is so old he's outrun peer pressure

 

[Moo]

Dustin is so old when he first heard of the draft, he did the right thing and joined the 10th Light Horse voluntarily

 

[David Schwarz]

The thread title makes me think of a TISM song

 

[Engimal]

Dustin Fletcher is so old, he should have retired years ago before becoming an embarrassing parody of himself.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Dustin Fletcher is so old, he should have retired years ago before becoming an embarrassing parody of himself.

He'd waltz into your side.

With Thompson and Tarrant kicking less the benefits would be twofold

 

[Collingwoodity]

Pretty poor form targeting a player who has won 2 flags and competed at the highest level for over 22 years. What the **** has the OP done? GAFG OP