Hey Freddo Frogs

[Purple Suit]

More explanation required Freo fans


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That was in the 90’s. A lot of things need explaining back then.


You do this thing now

 

[Footy Is The Win]

That was in the 90’s. A lot of things need explaining back then.

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You do this thing now

What's with Western Australians? Seriously

 

[bh90210fan]

You let your gerbil escape and now he’s more successful than you.

A spork is more successful than anything associated with Freo

 

[Bigger]

Pies having won 1 more flag than us in the whole time we have been in the competition is hardly the resounding kick in the nuts the OP seems to think it is. You had a 102-year run-up and that's it?

 

[bh90210fan]

That was in the 90’s. A lot of things need explaining back then.

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Tell me you’re not paying fiddler on the roof again next year

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Pies having won 1 more flag than us in the whole time we have been in the competition is hardly the resounding kick in the nuts the OP seems to think it is. You had a 102-year run-up and that's it?

Well, it's infinity times more than you've won

 

[bh90210fan]

I think you’ll find plenty of Freo fans like to claim the mighty ‘92 and ‘94 premierships as their own.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I think you’ll find plenty of Freo fans like to claim the mighty ‘92 and ‘94 premierships as their own.

No doubt they would have been on board. Not only do their mums suck but they're also bandwagoners. They must be like a little unwanted red-headed step brother for you Eagles.

 

[bh90210fan]

No doubt they would have been on board. Not only do they suck but they're also bandwagoners. They must be like a little red-headed step brother for you Eagles.

They’re just so adorable when they get worked up, I can’t help myself.

 

[bzparkes]

You wish you had an imitation rock with anchor.

It’s pretty epic, don’t worry we know.

And our colours, they’re awesome. Thank god all of the boring colour combos were taken. We get to dress like legends and listen to you try and make some primary school point about purple not being the greatest colour of them all.

Not winning a premiership is also pretty incredible. Even St Kilda has won a premiership, seems pretty mainstream. Is it really that much of an achievement, seems a bigger achievement to not have won one if almost every other team have at least one?

Face it, we’re the best, you guys are losers and Joffa likes to touch the children.

That's it mate, give 'em the old heave ho.

 

[bzparkes]

I think you’ll find plenty of Freo fans like to claim the mighty ‘92 and ‘94 premierships as their own.

Of course they do, they were WCE supporters back then.

 

[bh90210fan]

Of course they do, they were WCE supporters back then.

Nearly 30 years on and West Coast has still provided the greatest footballing moments in their lives.

 

[Stronzo]

Tell me you’re not paying fiddler on the roof again next year


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Mate, thanks for bringing up another awesome thing our club does.

You’re jealous that the best you have is animal cruelty to entertain your bloated rabble.

 

[Stronzo]

A spork is more successful than anything associated with Freo

But a spork is more successful than any club.

Sporks are widely used and known around the world. Leave the confines of little old Australia and less than 1% of the rest of the world would know about Wank Coat.

 

[bh90210fan]

Mate, thanks for bringing up another awesome thing our club does.

You’re jealous that the best you have is animal cruelty to entertain your bloated rabble.

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Watching Auzzie soar majestically around Optus before each game is a real treat for everyone. He’s a West Coast icon.

If your tip rat on the roof tried his rubbish guitar solos at one of our games Auzzie would pick his ass up and dump him in the river.

 

[bh90210fan]

But a spork is more successful than any club.

Sporks are widely used and known around the world. Leave the confines of little old Australia and less than 1% of the rest of the world would know about Wank Coat.

In the world of cutlery the spork is the biggest loser. No one owns a spork unless you’ve got a toddler to feed and the only restaurants handing them out are at the Asian sections of shopping centre food courts.

They really are a pathetic creation but still genuinely not as pathetic as when the Fremantle Dockers were dreamed up.

 

[Stronzo]

Watching Auzzie soar majestically around Optus before each game is a real treat for everyone. He’s a West Coast icon.
If your tip rat on the roof tried his rubbish guitar solos at one of our games Auzzie would pick his ass up and dump him in the river.

This is your childish level: our pregame spectacle/gimmick would bash yours.

I’m sorry you were dropped on your head. Repeatedly.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

One more time..

 

[Stronzo]

One more time..

Good song.

 

[bh90210fan]

This is your childish level: our pregame spectacle/gimmick would bash yours.

I’m sorry you were dropped on your head. Repeatedly.

Are your feelings hurt?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Good song.

I'd rather listen to Warwick Capper

 

[Stronzo]

In the world of cutlery the spork is the biggest loser. No one owns a spork unless you’ve got a toddler to feed and the only restaurants handing them out are at the Asian sections of shopping centre food courts.

They really are a pathetic creation but still genuinely not as pathetic as when the Fremantle Dockers were dreamed up.

In the cutlery world the spork is highly versatile and widely used.

A more loserish implement is the oyster fork.

Good luck with your future analogies.

 

[Stronzo]

Are your feelings hurt?

Yeah, my Dad’s tougher than your dad though.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Yeah, my Dad’s tougher than your dad though.

So, I'm tougher than my Dad?

 

[bh90210fan]

In the cutlery world the spork is highly versatile and widely used.

A more loserish implement is the oyster fork.

Good luck with your future analogies.

Less successful than a oyster fork doesn’t have the same ring to it.