Home alone with Craffles

[dees arent rabble]

My misses is out. Im outside in the nude playing guitar

 

[dees arent rabble]

Have you considered looking at naked people having sex on the interweb? I hear it's quite the thing these days...

That's as soon as she is out the driveway

 

[db swannie]

That's as soon as she is out the driveway

Chariots of Fire is ready to go!

 

[db swannie]

My misses is out. Im outside in the nude playing guitar

That's a new name for it

 

[craffles]

Uh oh. Won jackpot and 7 beers deep already.

 

[Plugger35]

Sorry to break it to you m7 but your missus has hooked up with another bloke overseas.

 

[craffles]

Sorry to break it to you m7 but your missus has hooked up with another bloke overseas.

**** off

 

[craffles]

ok so back home from pub. walked in with $100 in my wallet walked out with $750. Watching bombers game then getting cab to my mates place in city. Officially been without MRS Craffles 4 hours and alreadt half cut. ****

 

[zackah]

ok so back home from pub. walked in with $100 in my wallet walked out with $750. Watching bombers game then getting cab to my mates place in city. Officially been without MRS Craffles 4 hours and alreadt half cut. ****

Half cut and $650 better off

 

[craffles]

Half cut and $650 better off

absolute tin ass. won some random jackpot worth $800

 

[craffles]

how ****ing good is joey coleman d

 

[zackah]

how ******* good is joey coleman d

I would have 1800 of his babies.

 

[craffles]

I would have 1800 of his babies.

Imagine a hyrbrid zackah craffles joey D. Would be the secksiest goal kickingiest funny prick eva

 

[Bender_]

Imagine a hyrbrid zackah craffles joey D. Would be the secksiest goal kickingiest funny prick eva

2 out of 4 of those things are a lie.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

And cheeky darts

It rubs the lotion on its skin.....

 

[Bender_]

Any dead hookers yet?

 

[zackah]

Any dead hookers yet?

There almost was one at about 4 this afternoon.

 

[Freofalcon]

Sorry to break it to you m7 but your missus has hooked up with another bloke overseas.

 

[zackah]

craffles missus is hot

 

[Good_Old]

craffles missus is hot

Kinda, but she seems a little deflated. Maybe not all is well in the relationship.

 

[Morganashlee]

Kinda, but she seems a little deflated. Maybe not all is well in the relationship.

Zeboyz could pump her up perhaps

 

[Freofalcon]

Zeboyz could pump her up perhaps

Can you be related to a piece of plastic?

 

[craffles]

I am ****eidn coomed

 

[Zeboyz]

Zeboyz could pump her up perhaps

Hardy, ha!, ha!, ha!

 

[Morganashlee]

Hardy, ha!, ha!, ha!

I say it with love tiggy xx