Social Science Housemate stories

[tucker777]

So a couple of weeks back I spent probably a little bit too much on this hoodie. It's a pretty nice hoodie but I was also trying to get into the girl's pants who worked at the shop, so I looked at as more of an investment.

Anyway so I buy it, come home and the bag's on the kitchen table while I have a shower, I get out, get changed and come down to the kitchen. There's my housemate who's tipped open the contents of the bag, wearing my hoodie and holding the receipt and repeating the price of this hoodie over and over again and laughing.
When he saw me he just lost it, he literally gave me shit non-stop for a whole day. He just kept bringing it up so that he could joke about it.
Anyway next day I come home from work and there's a Hummer outside our house. So I asked my housemate who owned the Hummer and he said he did, he just bought it that day, a 2010 Hummer.

His exact words were, "Yeah it was probably $10,000 more than I probably wanted to pay for a truck, but it's a Hummer. I mean it's not like I paid $150 for a hoodie".

Idiot.

The other week he picked up a shitload of groceries, while he was in the city (about a 4 hour drive away). So I get up early in the morning for work and he obviously got in late, dumped the groceries on the kitchen bench then went to sleep. Which would be okay if didn't have perishable items that weren't in the fridge/freezer, that had already been in a hot truck for 4 hours. Including like almost a quarter worth of deer, he shot and got butchered in the city. Oh and due to a heating malfunction our house is a constant 25-30 degrees. The deer had defrosted and had bled all over the bench and floor, covering everything. I've never ever seen so much blood, it was like an animal had been bled dry in our kitchen. Then when I got home from work, he blamed me for not cleaning it up.

Then today me and the other guy living in the house found a cardboard box addressed to the same guy. It was a couriered item, a long thin rectangular box and had the description "Angel wings". Each to their own I guess....

Anyone else got any housemate stories?....

 

[Hellgood]

Think you should move out!

 

[Kerrby]

You paid $150 for a hoodie?

 

[Coledinho]

My housemate just washed my towel for me without asking. ****ing cocksack

 

[Messenger]

$150 for a hoodie? Lordy....

Seriously dude, live alone.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

You need a new housemate

 

[Chief]

Who was on here recently talking about paying $2000 for two hoodies from some guy in the US?

It was on one of those "retail is too expensive in Australia" threads.

As for housemates, I was probably the bad housemate.

 

[Northworth]

$150 for a hoodie? that's crazy talk

 

[Ochre]

My housemate once payed $150 for a hoodie.

Crazy, crazy guy.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

As for housemates, I was probably the bad housemate.

Surely Not

 

[raskolnikov]

As posted on another thread, my housemate sleeps about sixteen hours a day. Not only that he screams obscenities in his sleep. I'll be sitting in the living room watching TV when all of a sudden, "F...k off you f.....ing c...t!!" Would love to know what he's dreaming about.

The other night I went over to some friends for dinner. They asked me if my housemate wanted to come. He agreed to. After dinner we were watching a movie. My housemate laid on the couch and promptly went to sleep. About ten minutes later he was waving his hand around saying "Shoo flies". My friends and I were laughing so hard we ended up waking him up.

 

[DK#8]

What brand of hoodie was it?

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Move out man, sounds pretty bad

 

[Biggy_Boy]

As posted on another thread, my housemate sleeps about sixteen hours a day. Not only that he screams obscenities in his sleep. I'll be sitting in the living room watching TV when all of a sudden, "F...k off you f.....ing c...t!!" Would love to know what he's dreaming about.

The other night I went over to some friends for dinner. They asked me if my housemate wanted to come. He agreed to. After dinner we were watching a movie. My housemate laid on the couch and promptly went to sleep. About ten minutes later he was waving his hand around saying "Shoo flies". My friends and I were laughing so hard we ended up waking him up.

Is he on drugs or does he have some kind of psychological problem?

 

[Upgrayedd]

Recently kicked one out, here is a few stories about him


Came home once, Housemate attempted to cook, while high, spilt 4 litres of cooking oil on floor.

Did he clean it up? Nah he was high, we went to bed.

Housemate "this was the day before" cooked a giant stir fry, packed up 6 lunches, said they were his, all fair enough, before i cooked dinner for everyone i cleaned up/wiped all dishes (took 30 minutes)

Later when im washing dishes (after i cooked him+other housemate a meal) i asked for the same housemate to give me a hand (Other one was out) he said "you made them" I replied "what the hell? and me cleaning the giant wok and all the others you made?" "well your an idiot then" and walked into his room

He sucked, i should of known when me and mate moved all our furniture into new house by ourselves (45 degree day, i went to bed at 10pm and woke up at 10 sore) (mate had a crook back so he just drove and watched us, fair enough least he helped) other mate came home after work saw us absolutly sweating having a beer "Have you moved my bedroom yet?" kinda expecting us to move it and acted pissed off when we said we'll get something to eat, apparently us not helping him at the drop of the hat with just his personal shit was interrupting his plans for a saturday night (smoke 50 dollars of weed, eat 20 dollars of KFC and sleep 10 hours)

Broke my F**king Les Paul, (crack in neck) That i am still waiting for him to take down to fix, he moved it off a table and leaned it on a chair, next thing *SMASH* onto the floor

He got a dog (I refused to let him have it and me/housemate bought it off him for 200 dollars, even though the other housemate sourced it for him...) and we both went away, we gave him money to feed dogs, came back, they had not been fed at all (This argument got physical with me throwing a chair at him)

Was that guy who never did shopping because he was poor, would buy weed and just smash the food. every month he did food shopping would proudly magnet up the bill on the fridge

He went from having 4k in his savings (had a job which paid about 650 a week) to comming out 14 grand in debt in a year, bought a new car, ate take away constantly (his room stunk of kfc) smoked a shitload of weed, It got too much so i booted him, hard since he was a friend and he had nowhere to go "he found a place thankfully)

Im that weird neurotic housemate, I constantly re-shuffle fridge, I organise spices/food in pantry in Aplhabetical order. While even drunk ill throw coasters under every beer, make sure every chair on the wooden floor has a towel/felt on it and get pissed off even if a door frame has dirt on top of it.

 

[Dan]

Sweet Left Foot had a gem of a thread earlier this year about a housemate he was trying to get rid of.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=792417&highlight=housemate

 

[And_ROOS]

If you tap the sales chick, then its money well spent brah

 

[tucker777]

In my defence it is a really, really nice hoodie. And using the logic that I haven't bought any clothes for the last 2 years then the hoodie wasn't that expensive....if you average out.
Also it proved to be a good investment.

Yeah I really would move out of this house if it wasn't for how cheap the rent is and how awesome the house is.

 

[WALL-e]

Some people must be really bad at reading others personalities. You should be able to tell with 90% of dead shit's that they are dead shits. It's the 10% that get through though which are the worst, because they can hide it.

Couldn't live with anyone like these people.

 

[Happy_Neale]

Broke my F**king Les Paul, (crack in neck) That i am still waiting for him to take down to fix, he moved it off a table and leaned it on a chair, next thing *SMASH* onto the floor

Oh man. I once had a mate who accidentally put a hole in my bass drum head whilst mucking around and I nearly lost it. Can't imagine what I would have done if they broke my guitar!

 

[raskolnikov]

Is he on drugs or does he have some kind of psychological problem?

Alcoholic. Well, he says he's a recovering alcoholic but I'm always finding beer cans around the house.

 

[Taylor]

Oh man. I once had a mate who accidentally put a hole in my bass drum head whilst mucking around and I nearly lost it. Can't imagine what I would have done if they broke my guitar!

Wouldn't you two just go down to the specialist store and he'd replace it, maybe buy some alcohol and/or dinner on the way back?

 

[deled3]

Sweet Left Foot had a gem of a thread earlier this year about a housemate he was trying to get rid of.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=792417&highlight=housemate

I just read that whole thread, it was ****ing woeful.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

I had a housemate for 2 years he always cooked , washed up and when i asked him if he wanted help he said no.

It was a shame when he moved out because i was stuck with a lazy fat slob with a bad temper and upset a female friend.

So i moved out and 3 weeks later i went to pick up the last of my stuff and found holes in the wall and rubbish all over the floor.

Anyway it turned out that 2 junkies moved in with him and my ex housemate became great mates with them.

 

[Happy_Neale]

Wouldn't you two just go down to the specialist store and he'd replace it, maybe buy some alcohol and/or dinner on the way back?

Well yeah, obviously he paid for a new one.

Depending on the make of the Les Paul we're talking about here, it could be a huge amount of time and money needed to fix it.