How Aussie am I?

[Mog]

Kangaroo and emu for dinner the other night. I'll be eating vegemite soon.

 

[Disgustipated]

Compared to you Paul Hogans is from Lebenon

Your home movies are produced by Hector Crawford.

For a wedding cake he had a lemington.

When he has a root, he cant wait to finish so he can rush out and tell all his mates.

and so on and so forth.

 

[HighReeve]

Emu tastes bad.

 

[jikost]

Is it true that wombats are poisonous to eat?...eucalyptus reacts unfavourably or something?

Kangaroo tastes great, not a fan of Emu's.

 

[Nic]

Both are a bit too dark and heavy for me. I prefer croc.

 

[silky-smooth]

Emu tastes bad.

Worse than dingo?

 

[Rave Slave]

You truly all disgust me with your culinary choices

But I mean that in the nicest possible way

 

[Jabber]

For a wedding cake he had a lemington.

Is that the little furry cake that commits suicide?

 

[silky-smooth]

You truly all disgust me with your culinary choices

But I mean that in the nicest possible way

Sure you do

 

[Akalon]

Is that the little furry cake that commits suicide?

Haha

 

[Ari]

I like Roo when it's cooked properly.... had some really nice roo last week actually

 

[god_of_the_universe]

Kangaroo and emu for dinner the other night. I'll be eating vegemite soon.

you'd have to go a little further than that to be a true aussie
You'd have to at least: eaten it while sinking VB, watching cricket/footy on the telly with macca and the boys, chucked the leftovers in ya coolgardie cooler, pulled a root with top notch sheila (and told macca and the boys about it) and hung up your VB singlet and king gee shorts that you've spilt tomato sauce on on your hills hoist.

 

[Mog]

I might go the chunk of wallaby or quokka on the barbie with a VB on Thursday. Depends what my local native animal slaughterer has.

And I think it's koala that's poisonous, not wombat.

 

[PeteLX]

Why stop at our native fauna?

Apparently human flesh tastes like pork.
Eat Aussies! Go a couple of Aboriginals, Torres Straight Islanders, hell, why not try a Tasmanian? Mmmmm....

 

[god_of_the_universe]

hell, why not try a Tasmanian

Because they aren't aussies.

 

[Mog]

hell, why not try a Tasmanian?

I'm not going to eat my own, but in the right circumstances I'll eat a mainlander.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm not going to eat my own, but in the right circumstances I'll eat a mainlander.

I ate a girl last week from the Goldie, she was delicious

 

[Mog]

I ate a girl last week from the Goldie, she was delicious

I was trying to keep away from such filth...

 

[god_of_the_universe]

I was trying to keep away from such filth...

Yeah I reckon he crossed the line

 

[Mog]

Yeah I reckon he crossed the line

How's Milne.com going?

And in other shocking news my homepage was removed from my profile I am shocked.

That it took so long.

 

[god_of_the_universe]

How's Milne.com going?

Alot better than suzi's board...I just got my first hit.