How Hird could go to Essendon's Christmas party after all

[catman 71]

Andrew Demetriou has banned James Hird and Danny Corcoran from attending Essendon's Christmas function.

I have a way that Hird and Corcoran can still go.

James Hird should dress as Santa Claus and Danny Corcoran can be an elf. That way, they HAVE to be there, as you can't have a Christmas party without Santa.

If the AFL catch him, Hird should concoct a story that he has to dress as Santa to make ends meet, since Essendon aren't allowed to pay him.

Demetriou won't get to sit on Hird's knee, because Vlad has been naughty, not nice.

 

[DapperDon]

 

[Kong]

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How Hird could go to Essendon's Christmas party after all

 

[Beerfish]

 

[Shane Mead]

Christmas Parties generally suck. Just meet him at a club afterwards and drop some acid...rock it.

 

[Doss]

I mean, it's an interesting theory. Sort of.