Media How To Survive a Match Thread With The Dragons 🐉

[VainGlorious]

Good citizens of Sweet, i come bearing a tale of woe, and from our heartache, comes a story that I hope you can all learn from.
I tell you one thing, for those of you that are yet to encounter these fire-breathing hatchlings from Dragon Island, please, for the love of Allah, prepare yourselves for blood, fire, brimstone, ashes, and canned meat.

It all started many moons ago, on the soon-to-be battlefield of Abdu, a match thread was posted, on a ****ing Monday night.

Lieutenant KohPhi and his trusty canine companion Pugsley readied themselves for battle



Little did they know the horrors that awaited them...​

 

[GremioPower]

for those of you that are yet to encounter these fire-breathing hatchlings from Dragon Island

 

[serial_thrilla]

Dammit Antonio BlueVein - don't give away our secrets! I like seeing the fear and uncertainty in our opponents' eyes as they see the Dragons next up on their fixture list.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Good citizens of Sweet, i come bearing a tale of woe, and from our heartache, comes a story that I hope you can all learn from.
I tell you one thing, for those of you that are yet to encounter these fire-breathing hatchlings from Dragon Island, please, for the love of Allah, prepare yourselves for blood, fire, brimstone, ashes, and canned meat.

It all started many moons ago, on the soon-to-be battlefield of Abdu, a match thread was posted, on a ******* Monday night.

Lieutenant KohPhi and his trusty canine companion Pugsley readied themselves for battle

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Little did they know the horrors that awaited them...​

Im really hoping the canned meat is spam, if it is this thread has legs

 

[serial_thrilla]

Im really hoping the canned meat is spam, if it is this thread has legs

 

[VainGlorious]

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[SweetD]

There is an irony in a Bomber posting this right?

I'm not crazy guys?

 

[Noobz0r]

Had a look at the top contributors. I'd say you're both as bad as each other.

 

[VainGlorious]

The Dragons marched into battle on the Monday night, all guns blazing, and given the amount of ammunition that was used, it was remarkable that no casualties were reported. The general infantry brigade on the frontline consisted of Private Matt_352 and Private Stoods who you can see pictured below sharing each other’s gun. The camaraderie between these Dragons knows no bounds.
Keeping and eye on things in the background was Corporal serial_thrilla , whilst Private 1st Class VandoHawk and Command Sergeant Major Ljp86 ponder the positioning of the spam cannons.



Tactics that were used against this barrage from the Dragon infantry was simply not to click on the ****ing thread.
But these Dragon infantrymen had other ideas...​

 

[HawkAussie]

Let's be honest, I think he got under the Bombers skin that week. So I call that a Victory.

 

[Stoods]

Antonio BlueVein Thread is wrong, you didn't survive... you flourished like the beautiful flower you are

 

[I Dont Care]

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I didn't even know chooks had a penis

 

[VainGlorious]

I didn't even know chooks had a penis

That canned poultry was a spatchcock poussin.

 

[Pugsley]

There is an irony in a Bomber posting this right?

I'm not crazy guys?

Better than asking if you're stupid

 

[Matera92]

Just turn up?

 

[Matt_352]

We were just taking the piss out on SSwans2011 because he is such a little b**ch. You will see a much healthier Quality over Quantity ratio of posting from here on.

 

[philreich]

Dingster and I have the responsibility of starting the match threads this week, and given the fact that the Rats are playing the Dragons, I hereby decree that the threads will be posted around midday on Thursday.

 

[Matt_352]

Dingster and I have the responsibility of starting the match threads this week, and given the fact that the Rats are playing the Dragons, I hereby decree that the threads will be posted around midday on Thursday.

So about as slow as the match sim then?

 

[SSwans2011]

We were just taking the piss out on SSwans2011 because he is such a little b**ch. You will see a much healthier Quality over Quantity ratio of posting from here on.

Taking the piss out of me by proving my point and then acting like proving my point was your plan all along?

I am RATTLED.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

A fundamental difference between the Bombers and Drags is the former have just one WW19 and the Drags have several.

 

[Matt_352]

Taking the piss out of me by proving my point and then acting like proving my point was your plan all along?

I am RATTLED.

Nice melt

 

[SSwans2011]

Nice melt

Mate, your team just spent the entire last week engaging in one of the most prolonged melts the league's ever seen.

 

[jackster83]

Dingster and I have the responsibility of starting the match threads this week, and given the fact that the Rats are playing the Dragons, I hereby decree that the threads will be posted around midday on Thursday.

Just in time to name an unchanged lineup.

 

[Matt_352]

Mate, your team just spent the entire last week engaging in one of the most prolonged melts the league's ever seen.

K

 

[jackster83]

Taking the piss out of me by proving my point and then acting like proving my point was your plan all along?

I am RATTLED.

What's this about RATS?