Proper Gander
Owl whisperer and secret agent
shut upFile photo of Tarkyn_24 and manangatang at team selection and branding meeting for Season 31:
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shut upFile photo of Tarkyn_24 and manangatang at team selection and branding meeting for Season 31:
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Is today the day @Hate awards ten TarkyStars?
In an epic battle, not much between JackNah_8 and Tarkyn_24 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 99m from 1 to 100
That is quite the point you have there...I am the best 970 goal ruck the SFA has ever seen
Yes that has been the central posit of this thread.Disappointed once again.
Hi Tones,Saw this and was hoping Hate was finally going to apologise to me for the S24 Deeestroy travesty. Disappointed once again.
0 Tarkystars? You must have been feeling generous this morning, Hate.SEASON 31, ROUND 03 TARKY_STARS REPORTDear Readers,
Another week has gone and we have been witness to yet another garbage performance by our good man.
We must say, we are running out of ideas of ways that we can call Tarkyn_24 sh*t. This is our ninth edition. In all honesty, we did not think it would take the self-professed greatest of all time this long to knock over 1,000 goals. All was well at the start of the season when we decided to make an editorial direction change and focus on Tarkyn_24 reaching 1,000 HitOuts instead of goals, but as it turns out, the first 3 rounds of this 31st Sweet F.A Season have proved that he is just as rubbish at getting HitOuts as he is at kicking goals.
So, after a brain storming session we collectively decided that for being a campaigner and not playing Tarkyn_24 at Full Forward we would just rip-off our dear friend, Moderator, fact-checker, and very nice bloke manangatang and his brilliant media threads. We could have wrapped up this thread this week if not for mangers. The Mount Buller Dummies current Full Forward, Proper Gander put on an absolute clinic against opposition Art Vandelay_, kicking 7 goals. Imagine if that was Tarkyn_24. It might have been 70 goals. But no, let's play Tarkyn_24 in a spot is he is even worse in.
Proper Gander's last THREE (3) games:
16 Goals
Tarkyn_24's last SIXTEEN (16) Games:
26 Goals
COME. ON. ******
****** not actually any filtered swearing or NSFW content. The printer is just having some difficulties after it was kicked off the table.
So we present to you, an absolute rip-off of the brilliant thread: manangatang's Diary. Please contact Ned_Flanders to get in touch with his lawyer Rudy if you have any problems with our clear breach of copyright.
HEAD WRITERS DIARY:
Monday 22, 2021
9 AM - We just got new coffee in the office. I really enjoyed it.
11 AM - Stats just arrived, they look good so far. Tigerturbulance got 18 HitOuts. It must have been a good week for the Rucks.
1 PM - Just found out the Mount Buller Demons got a win over the Las Vegas Bears.
1:04 PM - Diary, I write you from the toilet stall. I am so mad and angry right now. I feel so broken. Tarkyn_24 got 4 HitOuts and 0 Goals. Have to go back to other work now, hope they don't notice I have been crying.
2 PM - Just started writing the Round 03 report, struggling for ideas. Oh, diary, what will I write?
3 PM - Just took a stroll around the office grounds. Lovely trees and the lake is looking rather calm. I fed the birds.
4 PM - Almost home time. Have not done much work today, it looks like the report may be a little late. No ideas coming to mind.
Tuesday 23, 2021
9 AM - Been at work an hour. Still no report.
9:30 AM - Why does Tarkyn_24 suck so much? I definitely do not get paid enough for this.
1 PM - Tried to eat lunch, could not keep it down I was so sick after thinking about how poor Tarkyn_24 has been recently.
2 PM - Want to quit... Hate my job writing these reports. Why can he not just be... good? He once was. I have lots of ideas about that. They are all stashed. He has maybe had like one good week. Hope you are having a better day, diary.
3 PM - Have just delegated the report, feel much better now.
I hope you enjoy the pain you are inflicting manangatang and Tarkyn_24 on our team!
No Headless, we will not be awarding one star per HitOut. Maybe knee cap the opposition for your friend so he can get a few HitOuts.
TARKY_STARS AWARDED:
(+0)
The committee of one has decided that this (Round 03) performance is worthy of Zero Tarky_Stars.
WHERE TARKYN_24 IS AT:
It is a miracle. It moved. Well, the one on the right moved a fraction. You probably can not tell.
Does anybody else think that Headless will be the first to kick 1,000 goals?
You would be if I was FB on the Oppo team every week.
Tigerturbulance:
Tarkyn_24, that's a joke. (?)
When Hate gives you lemons, turn them in to 10 goals.It hurts that the “it’s a miracle” comment remains week on week
Thank you for your message. Please note standard response processing time is six to eight weeksWhen Hate gives you lemons, turn them in to 10 goals.