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Hell o all I am declaring ymyself as drunk an d I wish to introduce myslef as drunk. Is this a crime? And if I am comittin a crime is it as dbad as muirder?

I can tell you are drunk from your spelling.

Have a strong coffee.
 

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Nice to meet you drunk; I'm Austin.

HAHA! GUYS, DID YOU SEE WHAT I WROTE?
HE SAID "I AM DRUNK" AND I ACTED LIKE IT WAS HIS NAME!
 
Nice to meet you drunk; I'm Austin.

HAHA! GUYS, DID YOU SEE WHAT I WROTE?
HE SAID "I AM DRUNK" AND I ACTED LIKE IT WAS HIS NAME!
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Nice to meet you drunk; I'm Austin.

HAHA! GUYS, DID YOU SEE WHAT I WROTE?
HE SAID "I AM DRUNK" AND I ACTED LIKE IT WAS HIS NAME!

These sort of posts are normal for a lightweight like yourself. I on the other hand would fix myself another drink to feel better. A little hair of the dog so to speak. I would also prescribe a nice, thick "works" burger with a side of fries at the local. After the meal, a jaeger bomb. Travel on down to the uni bars and find a place to drink some more. At this point try to find a couple of swedish exchange students to help ease the pain by buying them a couple of tequila shots. Make sure that you do body-shots with them and plenty for that matter. Also make sure that you have enough cash to pay for the motel room and extra "lubrication". Have some fun and hope you live with the memory of this prescription for the day burned into your memory and stained into your soul. I live by it and my soul is barely there but my memories are extremely vibrant.

Ahhh who am I kidding, I'm a terrible, pathetic, lightweight.
 
These sort of posts are normal for a lightweight like yourself. I on the other hand would fix myself another drink to feel better. A little hair of the dog so to speak. I would also prescribe a nice, thick "works" burger with a side of fries at the local. After the meal, a jaeger bomb. Travel on down to the uni bars and find a place to drink some more. At this point try to find a couple of swedish exchange students to help ease the pain by buying them a couple of tequila shots. Make sure that you do body-shots with them and plenty for that matter. Also make sure that you have enough cash to pay for the motel room and extra "lubrication". Have some fun and hope you live with the memory of this prescription for the day burned into your memory and stained into your soul. I live by it and my soul is barely there but my memories are extremely vibrant.

Ahhh who am I kidding, I'm a terrible, pathetic, lightweight.

I have no idea what I just read but I like it.
 
These sort of posts are normal for a lightweight like yourself. I on the other hand would fix myself another drink to feel better. A little hair of the dog so to speak. I would also prescribe a nice, thick "works" burger with a side of fries at the local. After the meal, a jaeger bomb. Travel on down to the uni bars and find a place to drink some more. At this point try to find a couple of swedish exchange students to help ease the pain by buying them a couple of tequila shots. Make sure that you do body-shots with them and plenty for that matter. Also make sure that you have enough cash to pay for the motel room and extra "lubrication". Have some fun and hope you live with the memory of this prescription for the day burned into your memory and stained into your soul. I live by it and my soul is barely there but my memories are extremely vibrant.

Ahhh who am I kidding, I'm a terrible, pathetic, lightweight.
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Meh. I've seen worse...

Obviously, you have never seen danger in Texas Danger in Texas. If only you Texans could solve the job snobbery problem of your own young teenage born and bred Texans and their own aversion to working hard within the labour market. LOL

Let me guess. You must be a Brisbane or Gold Coast supporter no? ;)

 

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