I am officially breaking up with Bryce Gibbs!

[Jazny]

Not only is Bryce a horrible turncoat, but he also gives in to peer pressure and bullying:
"When I walked in the door to have a meeting with Pykey, the hair came up as a bit of an issue for him... I thought it was about time to chop it. I've had the long hair for about three years now so time's up, and I'm at a new Club obviously, so I'm looking for a bit of a fresh start"

The Bryce is done!!

You can donate to make Bryce look like a vanilla boring Kamry Krow below. It is for a good cause at least

https://give.everydayhero.com/au/bryces-bun-is-done

 

[Jazny]

This is how I will forever choose to remember Bryce Gibbs

Wooshette help!!

 

[Wosh]

This is how I will forever choose to remember Bryce Gibbs

Wooshette help!!

It’s ok Jaz, he can still flick like a flog with short hair

 

[Smeg Head]

 

[And_ROOS]

Exclusive photo of Pykey and Squibbs after his haircut this morning.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

 

[Freofalcon]

His father was a better footballer and had a respectable "short back and sides" haircut.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I guess Sloane wants out because Pyle doesn't like his hair either.

Is there a rule at Adelaide that nobody is allowed to have a stupider haircut than the captain?

 

[SydCrow]

Step 1 in his de-Carltonification

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[Bernie L]

His father was a better footballer and had a respectable "short back and sides" haircut.

His father was so up himself, any more and he would have been inside out!

 

[Bernie L]

I guess Sloane wants out because Pyle doesn't like his hair either.

Is there a rule at Adelaide that nobody is allowed to have a stupider haircut than the captain?

No Max, not in Adelaide. But at the Melbourne Footy Club.........................

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

No Max, not in Adelaide. But at the Melbourne Footy Club.........................

But our captain doesn't even have hair. And apart from Tommy Bugg and Jayden Hunt, our lads have very sensible haircuts.

 

[Freofalcon]

His father was so up himself, any more and he would have been inside out!

When you're that good, you can afford to be.

 

[PatrickBateman]

The pic / link below is taken from The Age website.

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought he looked like a girl.

 

[Jazny]

What has Adelaide done to him???? He is just a shadow of his former self... I will miss you Carlton Bryce Go away, Camry Bryce ><

 

[A Bit Dusty]

I think it's the second head he grew when he went back home it's weighing him down quite common in Adelaide.

 

[Stronzo]

He’s even too much of a little bitch for Jazny.

 

[Jazny]

Dear Bryce,

I hate that you are no longer a Blue,
I hate that you let Coach Pike bully you,
I hate the way that you made me care,
and the way you cut your beautiful long hair,

I hate your big dumb moustache,
I hate it so much it makes me sick,
I hate how you can no longer get a touch
and that you can no longer kick.

 

[Jazny]

Divvy yourself MAXIMUM GAWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zackah]

You were two-timing him with Kolodjashalphabet anyway

 

[chelseacarlton]

Because you,
You light up my life
And give me (bob) hope
To carry on,
You light up days
And fill my nights.....

 

[brett15]

hopefully the 50/50 split doesn't include your bong

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

 

[Jazny]

You were two-timing him with Kolodjashalphabet anyway

Please this is an emotional thread for me, keep your horrible little fantasies to yourself!!

 

[Crabapplepittard]

As a token of goodwill the Adelaide Football Club are willing to delist him for free.