I have no ****ing idea what is going on

[Coopers]

Ok, I admit to drinking heavily.

But as a TOTAL n00b (and I am vaguely edumacated, so cut some slack) I still don't understand some salient points.

I read the rules so there is that.

Questions:

• Why are there not more teams? What if my supposedly new team does not get off the ground?
• Who will have me?
• What if I only find myself funny, once every two weeks?
• Why is my Penis so large?
• Why are there only like 6 teams that seem pretty bloody full?
• What is the difference between a duck?
• Can I coast through rounds 15-24 and still win the Grannie, like Geelong?

 

[Gee Dub]

Ok, I admit to drinking heavily.

But as a TOTAL n00b (and I am vaguely edumacated, so cut some slack) I still don't understand some salient points.

I read the rules so there is that.

Questions:

• Why are there not more teams? What if my supposedly new team does not get off the ground?
• Who will have me?
• What if I only find myself funny, once every two weeks?
• Why is my Penis so large?
• Why are there only like 6 teams that seem pretty bloody full?
• What is the difference between a duck?
• Can I coast through rounds 15-24 and still win the Grannie, like Geelong?

Lol great thread, I'll try to help out.

1. Then you write down the names of all of the teams that are left on bones. Feed them to the dog and whatever is the last one he grabs is your new team. But do ou even have a team?

2. We will at the Bombers I think. I guess we go alright.

3. Its ok, you will still be a better pposter than Jobe, SKM and THB.

4. Put the pron away and it will go back to normal size.

5. Not sure on that one. Probably because the Roys are old and they have limited internet access in the retirement home and nobody wants to support Richmond so that doesn't help the Furies.

6. A duck is a duck unless it is a goose. Then you run and hope you don't get tagged.

7. No.

Hope that helped I look forward to you're reaction when reading your OP sober.

 

[saintkildaman]

Ok, I admit to drinking heavily.

But as a TOTAL n00b (and I am vaguely edumacated, so cut some slack) I still don't understand some salient points.

I read the rules so there is that.

Questions:

• Why are there not more teams? What if my does not get off the ground? There are 8. That is quite a few considering each team has about 20-25 It will. there are many SA posters.
• Who will have me? One of the 8 teams.
• What if I only find myself funny, once every two weeks? Your f**ked then.
• Why is my Penis so large? Compared to mine it's rather small.
• Why are there only like 6 teams that seem pretty bloody full? The State teams are only for state of origin which is at the end of the season. Many teams have started recruited. The teams which you see full are the 8 normal premiership teams: Baghdad Bombers, East Side Hawks, Roys, Geelong Gumbies, Mt Buller Demons, Southern Dragons, West Coast Wonders and Fighting Furies.
• What is the difference between a duck? That will remain a mystery for a long time.
• Can I coast through rounds 15-24 and still win the Grannie, like Geelong? That's not possible. Only Geelong

There ya go champion

 

[Carn the Roys!]

All valid questions

 

[beez]

I like you for the fact your name isn't XXXX.

 

[Jobe3votes]

Hi there, super effort to being your SFA career, oh wait

 

[Freakie]

Ok, I admit to drinking heavily.

But as a TOTAL n00b (and I am vaguely edumacated, so cut some slack) I still don't understand some salient points.

I read the rules so there is that.

Questions:

• Why are there not more teams? What if my supposedly new team does not get off the ground?
• Who will have me?
• What if I only find myself funny, once every two weeks?
• Why is my Penis so large?
• Why are there only like 6 teams that seem pretty bloody full?
• What is the difference between a duck?
• Can I coast through rounds 15-24 and still win the Grannie, like Geelong?

Do you drink Coopers?

1. If we had more teams there would be less chance at winning that free paddplepop.
2. Paris Hilton, she'll have anyone after a few drinks.
3. You could hang out with Adam Sandler, he only makes funny movies once every two years
4. That little blue pill you took wasn't panadol
5. They all just ate dinner, hence they are full.
6. I can't tell you the answer, you need to discover it.
7. You gand win a Grannie, you just have to head to tuesday night bingo.

 

[Reardo]

Ok, I admit to drinking heavily.

But as a TOTAL n00b (and I am vaguely edumacated, so cut some slack) I still don't understand some salient points.

I read the rules so there is that.

Questions:

• Why are there not more teams? What if my supposedly new team does not get off the ground?
• Who will have me?
• What if I only find myself funny, once every two weeks?
• Why is my Penis so large?
• Why are there only like 6 teams that seem pretty bloody full?
• What is the difference between a duck?
• Can I coast through rounds 15-24 and still win the Grannie, like Geelong?

I make it a rule not to trust South Australians, you all talk funny. I have however taken into account your confessed heavy drinking and have decided to entertain your questions.

1. Ross Oakley.
2. East Side are ****s, they'll have anyone.
3. You'll get on well with Jobe.
4. I like the way you used a capital P, it must be epic.
5. There's 8 teams but only 6 if you don't count 2 of them.
6. Ducks have trouble driving cars, dogs don't.
7. We at the Roys coast from round 1 with mixed success.*


*No success.

 

[ClarkeM]

I think the only answer you really need there Cooper is the West Coast Wonders...

 

[Jobe3votes]

Just wondering if Coopers is a wrestling fan ? if that is a yes then West Coast Wonders is the only place he should be playing at.

Now lets see how many of the SFA people get it ...

 

[The Half Back]

naww, thanks dubz

 

[Gee Dub]

naww, thanks dubz

To be fair the guy does seem pretty good,

 

[Jobe3votes]

naww, thanks dubz

to be honest, your posting has improved. Gee Dub was owned big time earlier this season along with TTG, SKM, Juggalo Balla, St Fly, Fred, boncer & Eth.

Keep the improvement up THB

 

[Logger]

to be honest, your posting has improved. Gee Dub was owned big time earlier this season along with TTG, SKM, Juggalo Balla, St Fly, Fred, boncer & Eth.

Keep the improvement up THB

Owned by...?

 

[Mooch]

3. You could hang out with Adam Sandler, he only makes funny movies once every two years

Are you prone to exaggerating or is this a one-off?

 

[Gee Dub]

to be honest, your posting has improved. Gee Dub was owned big time earlier this season along with TTG, SKM, Juggalo Balla, St Fly, Fred, boncer & Eth.

Keep the improvement up THB

Owned by...?

Please explain who and how I was owned. I certainly don't remember any of this happening.

 

[Jobe3votes]

Please explain who and how I was owned. I certainly don't remember any of this happening.

Old age setting in ? are you sure you're not a transfer target for the Roys?

 

[Gee Dub]

Old age setting in ? are you sure you're not a transfer target for the Roys?

Well that would make 2 more clubs that would want me than you. Now tell me about this time when I got owned like TTG and Juggs.

 

[Jobe3votes]

Well that would make 2 more clubs that would want me than you. Now tell me about this time when I got owned like TTG and Juggs.

I'd have to go through posts from over 5-6 weeks ago. But can not be bothered at the moment. So you can use your Get out of jail free card this time. You lucky ducky

 

[Gee Dub]

I'd have to go through posts from over 5-6 weeks ago. But can not be bothered at the moment. So you can use your Get out of jail free card this time. You lucky ducky

Because you made it up?

 

[Jobe3votes]

Because you made it up?

Never

 

[boncer34]

Is this like you claiming you didn't leave the Dragons because you thought you'd signed with the Hawks despite never checking to see if I wanted you and then went back to the Dragons after I said no?