Moved Thread If Footy Clubs were Wrestlers

[Craze]

You mean his bald head or the 'simulation' that GAJ is becoming increasingly adept at?

Bald head. I'm not that intelligent

 

[Brick Loosener]

and the 2017 GF was the equivalent of a montreal screwjob

It reminds me of the Freo Saints rivalry.

 

[Bostonian]

Don't insult the nature boy by comparing him to Carlton, if anything Carlton would be some jobber

Carlton has the most title belts.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[brutus76]

Adelaide = Chris Jericho. Awesome in the late 90's and early 00's but repackaged and changed in recent years with some but not great success.
Brisbane = NXT. With their OVW class of 2002 now put out to pasture but have a new crop of talent and format.
Carlton = Verne Gagne. A great club with the most titles but hasn't yet joined us in 2018 to play modern football.
Collingwood = HHH. Everyone loves to hate and a shocking GF/Mania record to go along with it.
Essendon = Hulk Hogan. A great club dogged by scandals in recent times that can become great again.
Fremantle = Brian Pillman. Loose Cannon with some success and you never know what to expect from the team or the coach.
Geelong = HBK. Some serious talent with lots of success but aren't necessarily tough or hard. Flashy skills.
Gold Coast = Kona Hawaii Crush. Great Colours. Great stadium to watch. Horrible gimmick and finisher.
GWS = Jeff Jarrett. The Chosen Ones. Smashed a lot of guitars and lots of wins but not there yet. Great team to watch though.
Hawthorn = John Cena. The family club. Adored by kids. Scorned by adults. Great success begrudgingly acknowledged.
Melbourne = Bruno Sammartino. Massive in their day. Play at the Mecca. Still looking back on the good ol' days.
North Melbourne = Randy Orton. Heel and face turns aplenty. Never know what to expect from this team until wham! RKO!
Port Power = Edge. Great battles with Chris Jericho but gets the injury bug at inconvenient times. Love to be hated.
Richmond = Undertaker. Everyone likes when they appear. Massive following. Someone needs to steal the Urn.
St Kilda = Christian. Has all the tools and fundamentals but just not long term championship material. Gets sympathy.
Sydney = Stone Cold. The i don't give a **** how we play/look/style of footy as long as it works. Unconventional but damn effective.
West Coast = Scott Steiner. Big Poppa Pump of the West. Have muscle. Strong. Success. Maybe a little toxic upstais/behind closed doors.
Western Bulldogs = Rey Mysterio. Underdogs. Finally made good. A great story. Everyone has a soft spot for them

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Fitzroy = Chris Benoit

 

[GWBogan]

GWS Giants - Roman Reigns

 

[RedmanWasHere]

and the 2017 GF was the equivalent of a montreal screwjob

Nah.

An Adelaide-Fitzroy game of the early '90's was the MSJ before the MSJ was a thing.

 

[Nugett]

Curt Hawkins?

Not inconceivable that Carlton will notch up over 200 consecutive losses!

 

[Cleavy]

University = 'Dean' Douglas or Sandow

 

[Nugett]

Fitzroy = Chris Benoit

Chris Benoit just a touch harsh.

Maybe Owen Hart. Both are Left to plummet to their respective deaths. While Jackson/Vince maker a bigger show out of it.

 

[Grockadoc]

University = 'Dean' Douglas or Sandow

Chris Nowinski or David Otunga?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Chris Benoit just a touch harsh.

Maybe Owen Hart. Both are Left to plummet to their respective deaths. While Jackson/Vince maker a bigger show out of it.

At the time, it was Oakley equalling Vince.

 

[Wallaby]

I sort of associate St Kilda in the 2009-2010 period with The Ultimate Warrior.

Burst onto the scene almost from nowhere. Made a huge splash, got all the publicity, were The Main Attraction for a short time, but never quite made it stick.
Then disappeared suddenly and now everyone thinks they're a bit weird.

 

[Nugett]

At the time, it was Oakley equalling Vince.

It was Ross Oakley. Not Wayne Jackson.
Too many brain cells lost good pick up.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

I sort of associate St Kilda in the 2009-2010 period with The Ultimate Warrior.

Burst onto the scene almost from nowhere. Made a huge splash, got all the publicity, were The Main Attraction for a short time, but never quite made it stick.
Then disappeared suddenly and now everyone thinks they're a bit weird.

Warrior won the championship at WrestleMania.