If video games were realistic

[SolidTiger]

I came across this and couldn't stop laughing. I posted a link because I think the users of this board would also appreciate it.

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_85_if-video-games-were-realistic_p27#27

 

[Forrest Gimp]

Funny stuff. Here's another one from cracked that I found hilarious:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/exploring-the-mysteries-of-the-mind-with-the-sims-3/

 

[Ant_]

Lol nice

 

[carn tigez]

Funny stuff. Here's another one from cracked that I found hilarious:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/exploring-the-mysteries-of-the-mind-with-the-sims-3/

Absolute pisser

 

[SolidTiger]

Alternatively, what if real life was like video games:

If life was like Grand Theft Auto 4 I can imagine a conversation between two cops.

Cop1: "Hey bill, do you think we should question that suspicious russian guy walking down the street with a shotgun and rocket launcher?"
Cop2: "Why, has he fired them?"
Cop1: "Eh....No he hasn't fired them"
Cop2: "Then no, you know the procedure. We don't try to question or bust a person until they fire the rocket launcher"

(A car suddenly speeds past the cops through a red traffic light on the wrong side of the road and crashed into a six car pile up causing the cars to explode)

Cop1: "F**K bill, did you just see that!"
Cop2: "Yeah, so?"
Cop1: "Well, shouldn't we do something?"
Cop2: "There were no cop cars or pedestrians involved, it doesn't concern us."
Cop1: "What about those poor people in the cars that exploded and shouldn't we at least chase after that guy that caused the crash."
Cop2: "I told about our procedures right?"
Cop1: "Who came with these procedures, who's our Chief Commissioner"
Cop2: "Christine Nixon"

 

[carn tigez]

Hahahaha, top quality