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Dipper

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......sporting a 1970's Australian cricketer's moustache, I look like a much more handsome version of Dennis Lillee.

After not shaving for a while the continued drunkeness of christmas led me to shave this beautiful monstrosity, I then proceeded to kick the arses of the two Aussies who live in my house at car park cricket, despite giving away 10 years to both of them, my searingly fast bowling gave me more than a small edge & fuelled my insatiable ego to the point that I may have rediscovered my enthusiasm for all types of fantasy cricket.


I can do whatever I want, whenever I want & the only thing that can stop me is my deteriorating liver.

If Flintoff & Harmsion had my love of the fight we wouldn't lose an Ashes series for the next 10 years.

Is there a smilie that conveys knocking someone's teeth down their throat as a I need a response to the rollyeyes favoured by certain cu.................................lprits of antagonism on here.

Happy new year to one & all, with the odd obvious exception.

OH & Joshhem's back hey, who could ever have predicted that, it's a strange world we inhabit on here, he was my teammate once.Thought he'd died.

I hear ant is rejoining the Allies.


God Bless Kronenbourg 1664.

Long live Lucky Strikes Red.

Hallelujah to free internet pr0n if even if it is just a tool to allow illicit forces to enter your computer.
 

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It's "You're a bloody idiot" not "Your a bloody idiot"

You do realise this is a fantasy football web site don't you?

You are also assuming that Dip is a human and not an object (and let me tell you the jury is still deliberating on that one).

You should further realise @ is not an alphabetical character, and therefore offends my sense of grandma - sorry grammer.

Finally you are an insignifcant bug who could be crushed by the might, power and fury of Moo at anytime. Move along now insignificant one.
 
Thing is even when I'm ratarsed my grammar & punctuation stand up pretty well.


This moustache is f***ing ridiculous, it's starting to look more John Holmes than Dennis Lillee.

And I'm still the king of carpark cricket those Aussies can't live with me.
 
Thing is even when I'm ratarsed my grammar & punctuation stand up pretty well.


This moustache is f***ing ridiculous, it's starting to look more John Holmes than Dennis Lillee.

And I'm still the king of carpark cricket those Aussies can't live with me.

You wish ;)
 

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