Inane Wimbledon commentary

[Gunnar Longshanks]

Tennis commentary is terrible. It's just amateurish. I feel like I'm listening to an old fogies' radio station.

A couple of pearlers from Fred Stolle on Friday night.

During a women's match, he was talking about the challenge system:

"Gee, the crowd just love it - it really gets them involved."

Yeah - the replay on the umpire's monitor brings the masses to their feet, doesn't it?

Another was when he was previewing the Feder vs Safin match:

"Safin hasn't been at full force, but he's dangerous here."

Yeah - because Safin's record at Wimbledon is outstanding, isn't it? Especially when compared to his record at the US Open or Australian Open.

I look forward to Federer being referred to as "a genius" due to the way he changes his socks.

 

[SWANNIES RULE]

Does complaining ever become tiresome?

 

[Gunnar Longshanks]

Does complaining ever become tiresome?

Remember when you posted your picture online and everyone laughed at you?

I felt sorry for you.

Some of the things those people said were really unkind.

Did you cry yourself to sleep that night?