Is this suspicious?

[ShinbonerBaz]

Very wierd colouring on an apple bought at Woolworths, doesn't look very natural. Makes you wonder what tricks they get up to to make their fruit look ripe etc.
Hmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Mr Reliable]

That apple's been ''sewn'' together in an Asian sweatshop. They're two rejected halves (one a golden delicious and the other a pink lady) from a fruit juice factory. They used to pulp them for their last drop of juice and then plough them back into the ground but now they export them to Äsia for ''processing and re-importation''.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

That apple's been ''sewn'' together in an Asian sweatshop. They're two rejected halves (one a golden delicious and the other a pink lady) from a fruit juice factory. They used to pulp them for their last drop of juice and then plough them back into the ground but now they export them to Äsia for ''processing and re-importation''.

Geez, I was going to eat it. Not now

 

[Mr Reliable]

Geez, I was going to eat it. Not now

Keep it mate - it might be worth something one day.

 

[Chron]

Looks like a good old Swingking

 

[Star]

Sun exposure?

Put it on eBay. Someone will give you a few bucks for it

 

[Hard_to_Beat]

Congratulations on being the proud owner of a very rare sectorial chimera.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Yeah...so I ate it......tasted.....................sort of normal..

 

[Mr Reliable]

Yeah...so I ate it......tasted.....................sort of normal..

I hope you enjoyed it, Baz. I reckon it was worth about $500 to a collector. Expensive snack.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

I hope you enjoyed it, Baz. I reckon it was worth about $500 to a collector. Expensive snack.

I got hungry