flggr Ivan Soldo's missus tells him to GAGF cause Adelaide is a boring dump

[Elmer_Judd]

 

[Sqotty from office works]

She looks great with chemicals pumped into her face and chest.
Livelong babes

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

7 months is a pretty good try, well done babes

 

[Triggering Tiger]

7 months is a pretty good try, well done babes

She couldn't get her hair and nails done in toorak poor thing!

 

[zackah]

She looks great with chemicals pumped into her face and chest.
Livelong babes

The only thing natural about her is wanting to get the **** out of souf straya

 

[Triggering Tiger]

She looks great with chemicals pumped into her face and chest.
Livelong babes

Yep she should survive decompostion for about 100 years when she passes away.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

The only thing natural about her is wanting to get the heck out of souf straya

She is moving to Dubai apparently

Can't blame her really, anywhere on civilised Earth has to be better than living in crappy Radelaide lol

 

[Triggering Tiger]

The only thing natural about her is wanting to get the heck out of souf straya

It must be hard being so high maintenance and only having Rundell Mall feral barbers as your best option to maintain your beautiful crop of bottle blonde hair.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

The only thing natural about her is wanting to get the heck out of souf straya

agreed. She's 5x more likely to be a serial killer victim there than in any other state or territory

 

[Triggering Tiger]

She is moving to Dubai apparently

Can't blame her really, anywhere on civilised Earth has to be better than living in crappy Radelaide lol

Hey mate at least you can buy decent moccasins and flannel shirts there.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

She is moving to Dubai apparently

Will shack up with a steroid munching wannabe gangster and eventually get to be a victim of domestic violence and ask the government to bail her out and get her home.
Pfffft

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I must agree with princess though i went to Radelaide back in the 80's for week orginally with my late brother and although it was sweltering summer time in the 40's everyday there's absoluely nofin to do there at all it's boring as hell. It's like a large country bumpkin town in a valley with heaps of ferals everywhere.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

I must agree with princess though i went to Radelaide back in the 80's for week orginally with my late brother and although it was sweltering summer time in the 40's everyday there's absoluely nofin to do there at all it's boring as hell. It's like a large country bumpkin town in a valley with heaps of ferals everywhere.

Sounds like Geelong (with better weather obvs)

Souf Australia really is a putrid dump

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Sounds like Geelong (with better weather obvs)

Souf Australia really is a putrid dump

Well I have never been back since that should tell you something.

 

[Plugger35]

Normally WAGS like her dump their AFL boyfriends/husbands when they get delisted, she dumped Soldo when he just got injured.

Just another sign that the standards in the AFL have dropped, footy, commentary, umpiring and now the WAGs have all dropped.

 

[frggr]

She didn't even go back to Melbourne, she left the ****ing country. That's how shit Adelaide is.

 

[frggr]

She is moving to Dubai apparently

Can't blame her really, anywhere on civilised Earth has to be better than living in crappy Radelaide lol

Ah yes, the old "move to Dubai and be shat on by Arab princes for small piles of money" career move.

A classic (nttawwt, sex work is real work)

 

[mcgrath_truther]

erm... boner alert!

location? my pants.

glad she got out of that shit hole, wouldn't want my worst enemy to live in lead city for more than a month

 

[Drunkcat]

Done a few footy and cricket trips to Adelaide, sh-t beer lot's of inbreeds men, but was good place to pick up the girls,

 

[Sqotty from office works]

, but was good place to pick up the girls,

Written by someone used to losing.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

She was likely jelly because there’s naturally better looking women in Adelaide that aren’t so artificially plastic. If she’s moving to Dubai she’ll need to respect their culture and dress conservatively. So she’ll just be another bird with feathers.

 

[Rabish Binney]

Plastic is a wonderful invention

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Harley Fakedaicos

 

[the avoca drover]

Ivan should thank his lucky stars that she farked off.
What a pumped up bimbo.