Jack Henry is shit

[Lethality]

Can anyone tell me why I'm supposed to rate this inbred ****? He looks like a shivering plucked chicken to me, and that angers me because I like my chicken warm and dead. Currently goes at a less than impressive 10 disposals and 0.3 goals per game, and doesn't have any skills that would perhaps belie his terrible numbers. Mostly just shuffles around like he's in an interpretive ballet about Jack Watts starting a transgender league and has average skills at best.

 

[BloodRet]

Who? Genuinely never heard of the poor bloke.

 

[STPer18]

Someone tell the Hawfs trade period started a few days ago. Lynch and Shiel were supposed to be at Dingley by now, but no one has been returning their calls. Even Karl Amon is about to walk away if the Hawfs don't get their shit together soon.

 

[GudOnya]

Mostly just shuffles around like he's in an interpretive ballet about Jack Watts starting a transgender league

Wow, that's really misogynistic.

Probably contributes to domestic violence too.

 

[Lethality]

Wow, that's really misogynistic.

Probably contributes to domestic violence too.

Ballet is for men as well, please get with the times.

 

[Lethality]

Someone tell the Hawfs trade period started a few days ago. Lynch and Shiel were supposed to be at Dingley by now, but no one has been returning their calls. Even Karl Amon is about to walk away if the Hawfs don't get their shit together soon.

I hope they at least called them an Uber to get to wherever it is they're meant to be going. Don't they drive?

 

[GudOnya]

Ballet is for men as well, please get with the times.

Why did you choose Jack Watts to be the basis for it though? Surely not as a slight on him, that would be very un-PC.

 

[Lethality]

Why did you choose Jack Watts to be the basis for it though? Surely not as a slight on him, that would be very un-PC.

He seems very socially aware. Wasn't he nominated for a community award recently?

 

[GudOnya]

He seems very socially aware. Wasn't he nominated for a community award recently?

I don't see the connection between transgender ballet and community awards, but possibly.

 

[Lethality]

I don't see the connection between transgender ballet and community awards, but possibly.

It wouldn't necessarily be transgender ballet. It's a ballet about starting a transgender league.

 

[chefmeister]

I don't see the connection between transgender ballet and community awards, but possibly.

Adam Goodes.

“How soon they forget”

 

[GudOnya]

It wouldn't necessarily be transgender ballet. It's a ballet about starting a transgender league.

So you'd use cisgendered people to play transgender athletes? Surely that's gotta be like blackface or something, not cool bro.

 

[Benny78]

Can anyone tell me why I'm supposed to rate this inbred ****?

Lethality clearly does not rate overhead marking players. First the Bartel saga and now this

 

[frggr]

Someone tell the Hawfs trade period started a few days ago. Lynch and Shiel were supposed to be at Dingley by now, but no one has been returning their calls. Even Karl Amon is about to walk away if the Hawfs don't get their shit together soon.

Can I get an Amon? Hallelujah!

 

[Lethality]

So you'd use cisgendered people to play transgender athletes? Surely that's gotta be like blackface or something, not cool bro.

There wouldn't necessarily be any trans characters, it's about Jack Watts trying to start a league. His gender is not mentioned.

 

[Lethality]

Lethality clearly does not rate overhead marking players. First the Bartel saga and now this

Bartel and Henry take most of their catches knocking the ball around in a pocket.

 

[Benny78]

Bartel and Henry take most of their catches knocking the ball around in a pocket.

I staunchly disagree with that bogus theory. It's players that manipulate kinetic energy to snap goalposts and look tuff that congest our game to the point of it being unwatchable.

 

[GudOnya]

There wouldn't necessarily be any trans characters, it's about Jack Watts trying to start a league. His gender is not mentioned.

How you gonna have a transgender league without any transgender athletes? I think you need to hire some better writers for this endeavor.

 

[Lethality]

How you gonna have a transgender league without any transgender athletes? I think you need to hire some better writers for this endeavor.

That question is posed by the protagonist.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Funny how Lethalities PC schtick has now backfired on himself and he can’t even troll about footy issues now without it being derailed.

 

[And_ROOS]

Someone tell the Hawfs trade period started a few days ago. Lynch and Shiel were supposed to be at Dingley by now, but no one has been returning their calls. Even Karl Amon is about to walk away if the Hawfs don't get their shit together soon.

Even Damian Barrett won't return their calls

 

[leobarryustar]

OP is a sexist dinosaur. Just disgraceful.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Why is the OP using the word shit to describe a footballer? it's racist or violent or something

 

[cats2rise]

He is coming along nicely.

Burton currently ahead of him, but both bright futures ahead.

Hawks would do well to keep him.

 

[go you pups]

Weird troll target Podgey