Jack Watts

[LK Metro]

Thoght this was a great vid, absolutely seems like a ripping bloke.

Excellent - welcome aboard Yak Watts!

Hnnnnng.
What parent would want their child to go to Ports tho?

Gawd I hate Garry Lyon...hope Yak rams a premiership medal or two down his throat.

 

[Byrons Firen]

Gawd I hate Garry Lyon.

Easy to do. As a football 'analyst' he prides himself in his laziness. It's often "I think" blah blah. At least Matthew Lloyd actually
does his homework but not Gary Lyon. If his view is challenged his comeback is the same as Wrinkles...."how many games did you play"
As tho' if you haven't set foot on the moon how can you know it's there. After his self imposed hiatus he came back meek and mild
but this was only a temporary pose soon reverting to type. He strikes me as an arrogant lazy misogynist.
His disdain for Caro is really off.

 

[RossFC]

 

[Forzaport]

I’m betting that Goodwin booting Watts out of Melbourne will make him a far better player than he ever was at Melbourne.

Watts is probably the most exciting pick up for me because he has the most potential for improvement out of our big name signings imo.

 

[Chad WinGOAT]

I’m betting that Goodwin booting Watts out of Melbourne will make him a far better player than he ever was at Melbourne.

Watts is probably the most exciting pick up for me because he has the most potential for improvement out of our big name signings imo.

I’m in the same boat. I’m the most excited about Watts because I believe our system/ playing style can get the best out of him. I also love his attitude and personality. It will bring a lot to our club.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Poor Jack. He must have thought he was being interviewed by Charlie Cheswick and Dale Harding.

 

[port_adelaide_1870]

Wow watts speaks well, hope it all works out for him

 

[Chachi]

Thanks for that RossFC. Mature and level headed man is our man Jack. A fantastic addition to this great Football club.
Just bring on rnd 1.

 

[PatientMental]

Wants #23.

 

[PJ Power]

Wants #23.

He's a really likeable guy. Exudes a lot of positive energy, and always shows respect to his interviewers. Hope his footy endears him to us as much as his off-field personality.

 

[Pappagallo]

Wants #23.

MadFan23 you have been appointed Grand Yak Wattsman by the divine decree of Page 23 lead your cult brothers to eternal meme glory.

 

[Visenfest]

MadFan23 you have been appointed Grand Yak Wattsman by the divine decree of Page 23 lead your cult brothers to eternal meme glory.

I humbly accept this honour. I'll have to add Grand Yak Wattsman to my signature haha. If Watts doesn't work out I'm blaming Janus though.

 

[Pappagallo]

I humbly accept this honour. I'll have to add Grand Yak Wattsman to my signature haha. If Watts doesn't work out I'm blaming Janus though.

I know you’ll put your heart and soul into it. Especially your soul.

 

[Visenfest]

I know you’ll put your heart and soul into it. Especially your soul.

Sorry, sold it to Milhouse for $5

 

[GoPorts]

Sorry, sold it to Milhouse for $5

Who stole it for pogs so you can't get it back now

 

[Jesslc]

Watts in my opinion, is one of the most underrated players in the comp.

Ive watched 95% of melbourne games over the last 5 years and he has the best disposal from that club. He is also very underrated in traffic. Often slows things down like Pendlebury.

 

[Steve Dore]

Wants #23.

Looking for a place in Henley Beach to "shack in together" with Trengove.

Edit: Confused girlfriend and Trengove, see below.

 

[Mundusa]

I took that he was shacking in with trengove

 

[Steve Dore]

I took that he was shacking in with trengove

I listening again I believe you are correct. I confused "shacking in" with "shacking up"

 

[Schulzenfest]

I listening again I believe you are correct. I confused "shacking in" with "shacking up"

Well now that same-sex marriage is compulsory and society as we know it has been destroyed, he may as well pick a husband who he already knew from his time in Melbourne.

 

[Pappagallo]

Well now that same-sex marriage is compulsory and society as we know it has been destroyed, he may as well pick a husband who he already knew from his time in Melbourne.

Poor Dimitri always a bridesmaid.

 

[LFC2010]

Thought this was a great vid

yep, and I wasn't watching Jack

 

[Doctor Feel]

Inb4 Brent Grgic comparisons

 

[Marmozet]

When he becomes jackwatts.23 on Instagram

 

[RedmanWasHere]

When he becomes jackwatts.23 on Instagram

Do you realise you posted this on page 23?