Jake Stringer midfield watch

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Same haircut too.


King Tutt is also Stringer's age of choice.

King Tut needs some Shit Tatts on his tubby little tummy. Or hieroglyphics.

King Tut has a compound fracture of his lower left leg, so we shouldn't injury troll him. Despite him being dead for over 3000 years.

 

[LittleG]

Why's that?

Bomber Thompson got friendly with the young female support staff.... Jake likes young female support staff, so it's a match made in Jakey Boy heaven.

The Bombers got to show him theirs first, so you missed out.

 

[Wojcinski]

Bomber Thompson got friendly with the young female support staff.... Jake likes young female support staff, so it's a match made in Jakey Boy heaven.

The Bombers got to show him theirs first, so you missed out.

Bomber Thompson hasn't been at Geelong for eight years mate.

 

[LittleG]

Bomber Thompson hasn't been at Geelong for eight years mate.

The culture hasn't changed, as Cats still wanted Jake.

 

[Wojcinski]

The culture hasn't changed, as Cats still wanted Jake.

Ehh, there has never been an issue at Geelong with players rooting school kids. I think you're getting the Cats confused with the Aints.

 

[LittleG]

Ehh, there has never been an issue at Geelong with players rooting school kids. I think you're getting the Cats confused with the Aints.

Jake doesn't just root school girls.... the Geelong coachs rooting uni student interns is basically the same thing.

 

[Cadillac]

He’s been unbelievable today.

 

[Cadillac]

Thanks for the two second rounders bombers

 

[theyellowsash]

Maybe worsfold need to find a way to convince stringer that the ball is an underage girl

 

[Upgrayedd]

Thanks for the two second rounders bombers View attachment 640967

Trade rape. Would of helped you land an earlier pick if you held onto him last season.

 

[charcoalchicken]

I would describe his footy the same as i would describe his chest tattoo, he had one good season now he's not an afl standard footballer

 

[Cadillac]

Trade rape. Would of helped you land an earlier pick if you held onto him last season.

Would have barely managed a pick in the 40s if we held onto the snowflake for another year.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Was poo, had some mates though.....

 

[gardiner stand]

Rule number 1- Don’t recruit Dhead factor onto your list it’s like cancer

 

[Zoom]

Would love to know how much distance he covered today

 

[HairyO]

Would love to know how much distance he covered today

Covers more distance going from dance floor to Ladies toilets on a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday night.

 

[Senor Ed]

Would love to know how much distance he covered today

In his icecream van?

 

[Mofra]

Helped us get Schache and Ed Richards, thanks Dodo!

At least Essendon have a first round pick to look forward to this yea...

... oh, wait

 

[charcoalchicken]

Gee this guy is shit, how does he get a gig playing footy these days? Worst on ground in the bummers finals loss lmao

 

[charcoalchicken]

So how did he do this season?

 

[Greenery]

Helped us get Schache and Ed Richards, thanks Dodo!

At least Essendon have a first round pick to look forward to this yea...

... oh, wait

Shache and Richards what great r pick ups they turned out to be. At least you picked up gowers to pick up the slack as the fat forward pocket.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Shache and Richards what great r pick ups they turned out to be. At least you picked up gowers to pick up the slack as the fat forward pocket.

Richards playing just about as good as stringer except he’s still a kid so we’re looking ok there

 

[Mofra]

Thread should be renamed "Jake Stringer midriff watch"