jocks

[Dog Town]

You seem to be getting "good at sport and popular" mixed up with "jock". Whilst ceretainly not mutually exclusive, they aren't the same thing.

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As I said in my first post it all depends on your definition of a jock.

But when you see guys crashing into each other and doing the "ooh ooh ohh" routine you don't have to know them personally to know they're complete knobends.

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I am not sure exactly how far over the top the guys your talking about went so cant comment.

Delusional. Do you really think it's that simple?

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I never judged anyone else at school unless they had a crack at me so its the only thing I can come up with.

Actually it's an embarassingly transparent way of showing girls how "tough" you are. Notice intelligent people don't do it? They know it looks stupid, childish, and try hardish.

Are you sure the people your talking about dont do it when girls arnt around? Your being incredibly judgemental. Cant see to many girls being impressed by something like that.

As far as I am concerned if you are not doing anything to directly upset anybody then nobody has any right to judge what you do. I know I am mates with just about every type of person you can find and i mixed with everybody when i was at school. To be honest I hated people being classified like that and the word jock wasn't as complicated as it is on this thread. If you played sport people called you a jock.

 

[JK Bundart]

Its impossible to post a thread like this and then claim you were as far from being a nerd as possible.

Bunsen, can you please define what a nerd is then as well as what a jock is?

Are jock and nerd the two ends of the spectrum and everyone else is in the middle?

This is the biggest lot of **** I've ever read in my lfe.

 

[mantis]

Its impossible to post a thread like this and then claim you were as far from being a nerd as possible.

Bunsen, can you please define what a nerd is then as well as what a jock is?

Are jock and nerd the two ends of the spectrum and everyone else is in the middle?

This is the biggest lot of **** I've ever read in my lfe.

Bloody hell, I never thought I would agree with you, but you are spot on.

This is typical Bunsen, he starts threads complaining about people he meets, whether it's a dinner party with his "supposed" partner, or out socialising, yet when people ask him why he doesn't speak out against what shytes him, it's always the same thing. He says it isn't right, have to be tactful, but I am guessing he is a big whimp who is too scared, so comes on BF & acts like the big tough man behind they keyboard.

 

[JK Bundart]

Bloody hell, I never thought I would agree with you, but you are spot on.

This is typical Bunsen, he starts threads complaining about people he meets, whether it's a dinner party with his "supposed" partner, or out socialising, yet when people ask him why he doesn't speak out against what shytes him, it's always the same thing. He says it isn't right, have to be tactful, but I am guessing he is a big whimp who is too scared, so comes on BF & acts like the big tough man behind they keyboard.

Correct, its basically just bitching, but its bitching over the internet, to a bunch of strangers about a bunch of strangers.

Well I hope the so called 'jocks' you met the other night read this and remember you, the guy sitting by the bar turning pale like he's been needing to crap for hours but refusing to make eye contact for more than a second before glancing solemnly back at his pint.

I hope they remember you too and the next time they see you give you a ****ing wedgie or flush your head down the toilet.

 

[Upgrayedd]

*** NERD ALERT ***

Im guessing Bunsen was the kind of 'guy' in school that wore Star Wars shirts to casual dress days, was never let out after 9:00, and the only female he had any sort of interactions with was the 86 y.o librarian - on a regular basis.

'Lets get him boys' ...

*pulls up sleeves*

 

[bunsen burner]

Its impossible to post a thread like this and then claim you were as far from being a nerd as possible.

Bunsen, can you please define what a nerd is then as well as what a jock is?

Are jock and nerd the two ends of the spectrum and everyone else is in the middle?

This is the biggest lot of **** I've ever read in my lfe.

It's not rocket science

 

[bunsen burner]

. You've never met the people or talked to them...

As I said, I don't need to.

Do you not think what I desribed is complete knob end behaviour? Please tell me what you think about that sort of thing?

 

[bunsen burner]

Bloody hell, I never thought I would agree with you, but you are spot on.

This is typical Bunsen, he starts threads complaining about people he meets, whether it's a dinner party with his "supposed" partner, or out socialising, yet when people ask him why he doesn't speak out against what shytes him, it's always the same thing. He says it isn't right, have to be tactful, but I am guessing he is a big whimp who is too scared, so comes on BF & acts like the big tough man behind they keyboard.

1. So you think it's cool to approach complete strangers and say, "hey, for what it's worth, i think you're acting like a complete knobend"?
2. Do you really think you don't do the same thing (discuss things/people/behaviour that you don't like)?

 

[bunsen burner]

Well I hope the so called 'jocks' you met the other night read this and remember you, the guy sitting by the bar turning pale like he's been needing to crap for hours but refusing to make eye contact for more than a second before glancing solemnly back at his pint.

I'm not cocky but I'm plenty confident. I saw some people acting ike complete knobends. Didn't really think that sort of thing existed in this country. Thought I'd bring it up on BF.

I hope they remember you too and the next time they see you give you a ****ing wedgie or flush your head down the toilet.

I'd like to see them try.

 

[m.diddy]

1. So you think it's cool to approach complete strangers and say, "hey, for what it's worth, i think you're acting like a complete knobend"?
2. Do you really think you don't do the same thing (discuss things/people/behaviour that you don't like)?

You're asking if it's "cool" to tell someone to be quiet and stop acting the way they were? **** you're a little wimp. I'm sure you didn't want to tell them because it would bring back too many hurtful memories of school days when blokes like that use to shove you in a locker.

 

[bunsen burner]

You're asking if it's "cool" to tell someone to be quiet and stop acting the way they were? **** you're a little wimp. I'm sure you didn't want to tell them because it would bring back too many hurtful memories of school days when blokes like that use to shove you in a locker.

Right on tough guy.

 

[Jade's]

Bloody hell, I never thought I would agree with you, but you are spot on.

This is typical Bunsen, he starts threads complaining about people he meets, whether it's a dinner party with his "supposed" partner, or out socialising, yet when people ask him why he doesn't speak out against what shytes him, it's always the same thing. He says it isn't right, have to be tactful, but I am guessing he is a big whimp who is too scared, so comes on BF & acts like the big tough man behind they keyboard.

Hey he really does have a partner...He bought her over ebay for $200

 

[bunsen burner]

Hey he really does have a partner...He bought her over ebay for $200

tip:

Mantis: been dumped 3 times by her speed shootin' tuck drivin' husbands

Me: happy families in happy land.

 

[RustyG]

nobody started fights with me at school, benifit of being 6'2" by year 9 i guess

Yeah,but you were 23 by the time you finished year 9.

 

[mantis]

tip:

Mantis: been dumped 3 times by her speed shootin' tuck drivin' husbands

Me: happy families in happy land.

Happy land, where both partners regularly cheat on each other, what great role models to their children.

By the way, what's a tuck?

 

[RogerMellie]

If you're reasonably good looking but a little different and they think your still 'hot' then they'll be absolute bastards and find your weakness and stir the crap out of you. Thats when you do what someone else already suggested and call em '****ers'. Hurts them preety bad! See, I was the reasonably good looking chick with too much attitude. I had boys who drew penises and put them on my locker and all over my text books and school diarys. Boys who threw basketballs at my head just to see me catch the ball as it hurtled towards me and then take out a pair of scissors and burst it rendering it useless. Boys who made woof whistle sounds whenever I walked into the classroom and made 'roooooooooooow' noises whenever I 'fanged' someone in class. Boys who used to throw water all over me when we were in summer uniforms for obvious reasons (our uniforms were alot of white!)

Oh. My. God.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Jock - Often depicted in American College movies. Guys who play sport, love themselves, and cruise around headbutting each other etc. Adam Sandler often takes the pi ss out of them in his movies.

As that great sage Homer Simpson told us, you're either a jock or a nerd.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

then there'd be the sporty (nearly jock-esque) types.... who i might add 99.9999% of them are now nothing more than average sportsman.

So very true. I went to a school with a big footy culture - well, it did have then ... Melbourne High ... and there were all these heroes who thought they were king shi'ite coz they'd kicked five goals on the bonghead playing backpocket for Prahran High in the school footy and they'd crap on about how they were thinking of nominating for the draft and the only reason they didn't get into the Eastern Ranges was because they coach hated them and blah blah blah.

Thing is that I played juniors with Shagga Grant - I was a crap footballer, he was slotting them from 50 on that magical left foot of his in under-13s - and I knew what a real class act looked like.

Of these so-called gun footballers, precisely none have ever done anything ever. But the few blokes who just wanted a game of footy and didn't pretend to be anything special are the blokes who still play and enjoy the game, where the heroes probably hold up a bar in mooorolbark or somewhere and talk aboyt that time in Year 9 when David Schwarz handpassed to them at training.

Knobbers.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Meh I've known good jocks and I've known arseh*le jocks.

The other thing that changes your opinion on em is whether they accept you or not. If you're preety they'll be nice to you even if you're not in the popular group of girls.

If you're reasonably good looking but a little different and they think your still 'hot' then they'll be absolute bastards and find your weakness and stir the crap out of you. Thats when you do what someone else already suggested and call em '****ers'. Hurts them preety bad! See, I was the reasonably good looking chick with too much attitude. I had boys who drew penises and put them on my locker and all over my text books and school diarys. Boys who threw basketballs at my head just to see me catch the ball as it hurtled towards me and then take out a pair of scissors and burst it rendering it useless. Boys who made woof whistle sounds whenever I walked into the classroom and made 'roooooooooooow' noises whenever I 'fanged' someone in class. Boys who used to throw water all over me when we were in summer uniforms for obvious reasons (our uniforms were alot of white!)

All of those boys were jocks, all of them were assholes but I wouldnt have lived a day without em. I grew up with em, was at school with these types from the age of 5. If I can handle them I can handle any jerk that heads my way. Their little boys in big boys clothing and body, treat them as such and they get embaressed and run away or they love you and then even when they crash their car and get done for DUI and hit some random at the races you still cant get em to leave cause they love you too much.

WA is weird. We used to try and get the hot chicks drunk and ride them when I was a teenager, not throw basketballs at their heads and then deflate the ball with scissors.

 

[Upgrayedd]

WA is weird. We used to try and get the hot chicks drunk and ride them when I was a teenager, not throw basketballs at their heads and then deflate the ball with scissors.

yeah, i think our method is better then throwing stuff at them

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

yeah, i think our method is better then throwing stuff at them

Its the deflating the ball with scissors bit that I question.

What kind of girl is impressed by a man that stabs a basketball?


"Ooooh, yeah, you look really hot in that top Narelle. Maybe that hunky guy in Year 10 who stabs basketballs will try and pash you"

 

[Upgrayedd]

Its the deflating the ball with scissors bit that I question.

What kind of girl is impressed by a man that stabs a basketball?


"Ooooh, yeah, you look really hot in that top Narelle. Maybe that hunky guy in Year 10 who stabs basketballs will try and pash you"

some nerd is walking along and he trips with scissors in his hands and accidently stabs a basketball
hot chick one *ooh, take me right here!*
hot chick two *go away ****, i had my eye on him first*

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

some nerd is walking along and he trips with scissors in his hands and accidently stabs a basketball
hot chick one *ooh, take me right here!*
hot chick two *go away ****, i had my eye on him first*

Happens all the time in WA.

That how Judd pulled that hot whatser face. Originally, he took out for an expensive dinner and so on, until Cuz told him the best way into her daks was by stabbing a basketball.

 

[tête de chatte]

Depends, I didn't like play fighting in frotn of girls, as you siad, it's pretty goofy. But whenever me and my mates used to get drunk we'd have a bit of fight club action, basically every firday night we'd don the boxing gloves and helmets and proceed to punch crap out of eachother. Broken noses for all!

Bullsh@t butt boy, the only thing you'd put on with your mates is a skirt and lube.

 

[rick James]

So very true. I went to a school with a big footy culture - well, it did have then ... Melbourne High ... and there were all these heroes who thought they were king shi'ite coz they'd kicked five goals on the bonghead playing backpocket for Prahran High in the school footy and they'd crap on about how they were thinking of nominating for the draft and the only reason they didn't get into the Eastern Ranges was because they coach hated them and blah blah blah.

haha I went there, by the time I got to that school the footy team was strictly bongheads only. I played forward pocket.