Joffa involved in car crash

[Dr AlfAndrews]

On the way home from a T.V. shoot at the M.C.G. today, a car carrying 3 Collingwood Cheer Squad members, Lesley, Joffa and myself, was involved in a crash on Wellington Parade.

A 5 Tonne van crashed heavily into the back of the car, causing extensive damage.

And before all you Joffa and Alf haters start spilling your viagra beans at the juicy thought of us competing at the next para-olympics ... there were NO INJURIES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ROTFLMFAO .... PURE THUCKIN' GOLD

 

[Rohan_]

Alf,

For someone that complains at the abuse you don't do yourself any favors. I hope Joffa is alrite but what does it have to do with AFL Football?

Joffa is a great supporter (like yourself) but don't try to think your more important than other Collingwood fans.

 

[Yowie Man]

I'm sure that a majority of Pie fans would be eligible to compete in the Special Olympics however

 

[daicos4ever]

bloody vans so everything is all good (apart from the car of course)?

 

[Kanga30]

Joffa chasing blue buses to vic park again ?

 

[Fat Alfred]

Originally posted by Dr AlfAndrews
A 5 Tonne van crashed heavily into the back of the car, causing extensive damage.

... there were NO INJURIES

good to hear that u all are safe & well. You sure it wasn't Eddie driving the van?
Oh, and why is this on the main board? Joffa isn't that big, you on the other hand Alf..........

BTW, whose car was it? was it a stolen car?

 

[raboyle]

Originally posted by Dr AlfAndrews
there were NO INJURIES

Good to know you and your mates came out unscathed.

 

[JUBJUB]

Well at least Joffa doesn't have to worry about anymore facial damage.

 

[Dr AlfAndrews]

Originally posted by Rohan_
... but don't try to think your more important than other Collingwood fans ...

er, excuse me ... er ...

I'm sorry, Rohan ... you've completely lost me there. Excuse my simple mindedness. Excuse my complete inability to string even the most basic concept together .... but I am utterly bewildered at how my report on this car accident means that I am putting myself and Joffa above other Collingwood supporters.

How the hell does that follow?

PLEASE EXPLAIN ...

And, as for your comment that it's got nothing to do with A.F.L. football ... you may possibly have a point ... and maybe this topic really belongs in General Talk.

BUT you could also say that Wayne Carey's sex life has got nothing to do with A.F.L. football either .... but that hasn't stopped discussion thereof from raging on the Australian Football League section of this site over the last week or so, has it.

 

[Fat Alfred]

Originally posted by Dr AlfAndrews
And, as for your comment that it's got nothing to do with A.F.L. football ... you may possibly have a point ... and maybe this topic really belongs in General Talk.

BUT [/color] you could also say that Wayne Carey's sex life has got nothing to do with A.F.L. football either .... but that hasn't stopped discussion thereof from raging on the Australian Football League section of this site over the last week or so, has it.

Carey is an AFL footballer, so it has plenty to do with AFL.

Joffa is a no hoper loser. Nothing to do with anything other than crimestoppers.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Re: Re: Joffa involved in car crash

Originally posted by Fat Alfred
BTW, whose car was it? was it a stolen car?

Had to laugh at that one.

 

[NYMets]

Glad to know everyone is safe...but shouldn't this be in the general board? Its ****all about footy.

 

[Dr AlfAndrews]

Re: Re: Re: Joffa involved in car crash

Originally posted by Docker_Brat


Had to laugh at that one.

Geez ... you're easily entertained. Can I have a stand-up comedy gig at Freo .... please?

I'm about as funny as a dead toddler, but I reckon even I could get a laugh or two out of an audience full of the likes of you.

 

[Dr AlfAndrews]

Originally posted by Fat Alfred
... Carey is an AFL footballer, so it has plenty to do with AFL ...

No he's not.

Which A.F.L club does he play for?

 

[TwiggyDunn]

I think you will find that one of Rohan's numerous alias' is Dan Smith.

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by TwiggyDunn
I think you will find that one of Rohan's numerous alias' is Dan Smith.

I think you'll find that you are a twat

It doesn't surprise me that this thread has been overrun by Collingwood bashing trolls. Keep it coming, please

 

[TwiggyDunn]

I barrack for Collingwood Daics4Ever. What is your problem?

And I would think long and hard about your signiture because some of us find it offensive!

 

[Fat Alfred]

Originally posted by Dr AlfAndrews


No he's not.

Which A.F.L club does he play for?

He is on North Melbourne's list, look it up. Do you anything about the game???

 

[Fat Alfred]

Originally posted by daicos4ever


I think you'll find that you are a twat

It doesn't surprise me that this thread has been overrun by Collingwood bashing trolls. Keep it coming, please

show some respect Daics you inconsiderate heartless bastard! Joffa & Alf were in a car accident, and you go round abusing people on this very thread!!!

Show some heart you muppet

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by Fat Alfred


show some respect Daics you inconsiderate heartless bastard! Joffa & Alf were in a car accident, and you go round abusing people on this very thread!!!

Show some heart you muppet

1) Both Joffa and Alf, and also Leslie know me.

2) I have already stated my concern early in this thread.

3) There were no injuries, apart from the car.

4) I think it is disrespectful for trolls to overrun this thread when it has next to nothing to do with them. How about you do yourselves a favour a get a life?

 

[Fat Alfred]

Originally posted by daicos4ever
4) I think it is disrespectful for trolls to overrun this thread when it has next to nothing to do with them. How about you do yourselves a favour a get a life?

Hello? This is a public board isn't it?

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by Fat Alfred


Hello? This is a public board isn't it?

To an extent. The line is crossed when one person uses several different aliases to attack a certain club and its supporters. It's all to obvious and boring, so how about you just realise that you command absolutely no respect here, people never listen to what you crap on about and your pathetic attempts at targeting Collingwood are laughable and unoriginal. Do yourself a favour and f*ck off.

 

[Fat Alfred]

Originally posted by daicos4ever
how about you just realise that you command absolutely no respect here

Hello Collingwood fans!

 

[Dr AlfAndrews]

Originally posted by Fat Alfred


He is on North Melbourne's list, look it up. Do you anything about the game???

Yeah ... but who does he PLAY for?

 

[Fat Alfred]

Originally posted by Dr AlfAndrews


Yeah ... but who does he PLAY for?

Kangaroos - he's on their list