Jokes

[crowie]

A teacher starts her first day at a new school in the middle of Port Adelaide, in the hope of being popular with her new class she tells them that she barracks for Port Adelaide in the AFL and asks the children to raise their hands if they also support the Power. Everyone in the class raises their hands except for one little girl, the teacher asks who she supports, the little girl tells her that she supports the Adelaide Crows. "Why do you go for the Crows", the teacher asks. The little girl tells her that she goes for the Crows because her family goes for them. The teacher says to the little girl, "You don't have to support them just because your family does, you should go for who you want to go for". The teacher then asks, "What if your Mother was a drug addict, your Father was a murderer and your brother was a car thief?". The little girl replies, "Then I'd be a Port Adelaide supporter".

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Q. Why wouldn't you hit a Port Adelaide supporter riding a bike?

A. Because it might be your bike.

 

[Glenno23]

Q:what do you have if you have 100 port supporters up to their neck in sand?

A: not enough sand

 

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Happy mother's day to all the mums out there in cyber land and just remember:
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.