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[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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Good evening and welcome to JWS Plunders the Annals. In this series, local qootball historian JoshWoodenSpoon invites you to revisit some of the landmark moments in this, the qootiful game. For our first season we will be focusing on a vibrant league on the east coast of Hindealla. Though a relatively young competition, it is truly storied in on-field exploits. Magnificent goals, thrilling marks, confounding decisions and last-minute heroics litter the chronicles of this charming organisation, and with the power of cutting-edge restorative processes, the great legends of antiquity will be brought to life before your very eyes!! So sit back, pour yourself a barley cordial, and let us thrill you and inform you all at once, as JWS Plunders the Annals.

Episode One: Draw! In Season 2 Semi-Final​

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

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We find ourselves at the pointy end of Season 2, and the two powerhouses of the home-and-away season, the Seventh Wonders and the Hurricanes, battle it out in the 2nd Semi Final. One week ago these sides faced off, with the ladder leading Wonders claiming a 25 point victory. Prideful as they are, the lineups of both teams are to be unchanged for this most mouth-watering final! Let's take a look at who's taking the field.

Backs:Ms. Storm, Mr Eagle, BluEs_FaN_2003

Half-Backs:Sydneyfan, Aggels, Tiger of Old

Centre: Vanders, CJ, Lethal

Half-Forwards: Kretchy, Catman, Chez

Forwards: Roylion, Lioness, Satay Mat

Foll: BT, LionsForever, Magpiegal19

Interchange from:
Madboy, Hmmmm

Play_On Iceman Denno
Dippers Donuts David Prized_Bitch
Blues^Rock Richmondtiger5 BSA
PiesPremiers Mobbenfuhrer keatings_gal
Dave Thrawn Hahn_Premium

FreoFan TheMase EKA

Rohan Beausgirl43

The Wonders are again running with the tactic of playing several lions on the field, this proving so proficient over the last seven games where they have only dropped one game. They also boast soon-to-be Mobbs and FRED Medalist BT in the ruck. But there's talent all over the park for the 'Canes, with All-SweetFA caliber players in HahnPremium, iceman, Thrawn and Mobbs serving all parts of the ground.

The ball had not even been bounced and through some sly and foreshadowing it was already apparent that we were in for an epic.

ARGH i do not believe this

Match commencing shortly ... 7THWONDR v HURRICAN

In a frenetic first quarter, the immaculate degree of skill we expected was already on display.

1 : 10.44 - THAT PASS WAS ABSOLUTELY CENTRE METRE PERFECT HANDS OF MAGIC.

1 : 21.68 - THAT PASS WAS ABSOLUTELY CENTRE METRE PERFECT HANDS OF MAGIC.

1 : 22.17 - THAT PASS WAS ABSOLUTELY CENTRE METRE PERFECT HANDS OF MAGIC.

1 : 24.84 - THAT PASS WAS ABSOLUTELY CENTRE METRE PERFECT HANDS OF MAGIC.

Despite some inaccuracy, the Hurricanes have been putting the reigning champs to the sword, up 21 at the half. But with a Grand Final berth on the line, you could be sure that the Wonders would come out swinging. Sure enough the lead began to evaporate, with the trademark Seventh lightning hands in tight.

3 : 24.24 - TIGEROFOLD HAS POSSESSION.
3 : 24.37 - QUICK HANDS TO LIONSFOREVER UNDER PRESSURE.
3 : 24.49 - LONG HANDPASS TO THE RUNNING MADBOY.
3 : 24.62 - QUICK HANDS TO HMMMMM.
3 : 24.75 - QUICK HANDS TO AGGELS.
3 : 24.87 - GET'S HANDS OFF WITHIN THE NICK OF TIME.
3 : 24.99 - GET'S HANDS OFF WITHIN THE NICK OF TIME.

Still though, it was 17 points the difference at the final break, and while stingy, the scoring power of the Wonders was largely unproven this season. Cunningly, they came up with an unprecedented plan, having Roylion sneak off from the huddle and onto the field before anyone any players or umpires had resumed position.

4 : 25.12 - ROYLION TRYING TO OFFER A LEAD.
4 : .12 - A VERY GOOD MARK TO ROYLION.
4 : .25 - ROYLION WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : .38 - ROYLION BOMBS IT INTO THE FORWARD LINE.
4 : .5 - AND HE DOESN'T DISAPPOINT US.
SEVENTH WONDERS : 10.5.65
HURRICANES : 11.10.76

After that bewildering solo effort, the Colosseum was roaring and you could sense a comeback was surging. Soon vanders and BLUES_FAN_2003 had goaled and the sides were just two points adrift. Then the Wonders had their chance.

4 : 20.39 - BIG TAP FROM BT.
4 : 20.66 - LETHAL WITH THE BALL NOW.
4 : 20.79 - A HOSPITAL KICK.
4 : 20.91 - A MARK TO CATMAN.
4 : 21.04 - CATMAN WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 21.31 - QUICK HANDS TO KRETCHY.
4 : 21.45 - LIONESS TRYING TO OFFER A LEAD.
4 : 21.61 - LIONESS TRAPS THE BALL BEAUTIFULLY.
4 : 21.74 - LIONESS WITH THE BALL NOW.
4 : 21.86 - LIONESS LINES UP THE STICKS.
4 : 21.99 - OHHR HE SHOULD HAVE DRILLED IT.
SEVENTH WONDERS : 12.10.82
HURRICANES : 12.11.83
4 : 22.13 - ICEMAN WITH A LITTLE SPACE.
4 : 22.28 - HIS KICK IS TOWARDS BEAUSGIRL43.
4 : 22.4 - A VERY GOOD MARK TO BEAUSGIRL43.
4 : 22.53 - WITH THE BALL IS BEAUSGIRL43.
4 : 22.67 - HIS KICK COVERS MORE HEIGHT THAN DISTANCE.
4 : 22.8 - TOP MARK BLOODSTAINEDANGEL.
4 : 22.93 - BLOODSTAINEDANGEL LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 23.09 - ROHAN IS TACKLED BEAUTIFULLY BY MADBOY.
4 : 23.21 - VANDERS HAS POSSESSION.
4 : 23.35 - HE KICKS TOWARDS ROYLION AND DIPPERS_DONUTS.
4 : 23.49 - ROYLION SPILLS THE MARK.
4 : 23.62 - ROYLION LOOKING FOR A LEAD.
4 : 23.74 - THAT PASS WAS ABSOLUTELY CENTRE METRE PERFECT HANDS OF MAGIC.
4 : 23.87 - NOW HAS IT GOT THE CARRY?.
4 : 24 - ROYLION HAS MISSED.
SEVENTH WONDERS : 12.11.83
HURRICANES : 12.11.83
4 : 24.13 - WITH THE BALL IS PLAY_ON.
4 : 24.25 - QUICK HANDS TO EKA UNDER PRESSURE.
4 : 24.4 - BLUES^ROCK TRYING TO OFFER A LEAD.
4 : 24.53 - BUT STRAIGHT TO LETHAL.
4 : 24.66 - LETHAL IS NOW OFF AND RUNNING.
4 : 24.78 - A SHORT KICK TO CATMAN.
4 : 24.91 - BEAUSGIRL43 IS IN THE WAY AND WILL MARK.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
SEVENTH WONDERS : 12.11.83
HURRICANES : 12.11.83
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Match Over!

A legendary match-saving grab from Beausgirl43 meant we were seeing just the second draw in SweetFA history, and this in a Final! The Hurricanes would go on to win the rematch, before stoking the rivalry further in a Grand Final clash which they would win by 10 points.

Thank you for reliving this moment of glory with us, we'll be back next week with another glistening episode of JWS Plunders the Annals. Mobbs speed.

 

[A Swallow]

Thank god you didn’t misspell Annals

 

[Jabba73]

Thank god you didn’t misspell Annals

Yep, title one letter away from being a KohPhi video.

 

[KohPhi]

Yep, title one letter away from being a KohPhi video.

 

[I Dont Care]

Yep, title one letter away from being a KohPhi video.

I can just imagine the B grade title now KohPhi and the anus from Uranus

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

"Plunders the annals"? Isn't that what got you banned in the first place?

 

[Headless]

"Plunders the annals"? Isn't that what got you banned in the first place?

I'll let you off with your edit this time, friend.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I'll let you off with your edit this time, friend.

TiF plunders the annuls.

 

[Party Gull]

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We find ourselves at the pointy end of Season 2, and the two powerhouses of the home-and-away season, the Seventh Wonders and the Hurricanes, battle it out in the 2nd Semi Final. One week ago these sides faced off, with the ladder leading Wonders claiming a 25 point victory. Prideful as they are, the lineups of both teams are to be unchanged for this most mouth-watering final! Let's take a look at who's taking the field.





The Wonders are again running with the tactic of playing several lions on the field, this proving so proficient over the last seven games where they have only dropped one game. They also boast soon-to-be Mobbs and FRED Medalist BT in the ruck. But there's talent all over the park for the 'Canes, with All-SweetFA caliber players in HahnPremium, iceman, Thrawn and Mobbs serving all parts of the ground.

The ball had not even been bounced and through some sly and foreshadowing it was already apparent that we were in for an epic.



In a frenetic first quarter, the immaculate degree of skill we expected was already on display.









Despite some inaccuracy, the Hurricanes have been putting the reigning champs to the sword, up 21 at the half. But with a Grand Final berth on the line, you could be sure that the Wonders would come out swinging. Sure enough the lead began to evaporate, with the trademark Seventh lightning hands in tight.



Still though, it was 17 points the difference at the final break, and while stingy, the scoring power of the Wonders was largely unproven this season. Cunningly, they came up with an unprecedented plan, having Roylion sneak off from the huddle and onto the field before anyone any players or umpires had resumed position.




After that bewildering solo effort, the Colosseum was roaring and you could sense a comeback was surging. Soon vanders and BLUES_FAN_2003 had goaled and the sides were just two points adrift. Then the Wonders had their chance.




A legendary match-saving grab from Beausgirl43 meant we were seeing just the second draw in SweetFA history, and this in a Final! The Hurricanes would go on to win the rematch, before stoking the rivalry further in a Grand Final clash which they would win by 10 points.

Thank you for reliving this moment of glory with us, we'll be back next week with another glistening episode of JWS Plunders the Annals. Mobbs speed.

Whoa...... Hahny played qooty? Legend.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Whoa...... Hahny played qooty? Legend.

That was 100% my takeaway from this. Hall of Fame induction a formality this season you'd have to say.

 

[Party Gull]

That was 100% my takeaway from this. Hall of Fame induction a formality this season you'd have to say.

I'll pack it in if it doesnt happen.

 

[Agent93]

Just came here to ask that, given history, has JWS added an extra 'n' ?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Thank god you didn’t misspell Annals

Yep, title one letter away from being a KohPhi video.

"Plunders the annals"? Isn't that what got you banned in the first place?

Just came here to ask that, given history, has JWS added an extra 'n' ?

Sweet sure has some perceptive individuals!

 

[Supersuns]

You can plunder me JWS