KCC have training sessions with Shaun Tait

[The_Reaper]

KCC have training sessions with Shaun Tait

By John Smith

Shaun Tait was a suprising sight at KCC training this afternoon, as the One Day leaders prepared for a must win test match against SEM. The world's fastest bowler, recently clocked at 160kmph, was impressed by the KCC pace attack. The man who caused South Australia to be renamed 'The State of Tait' was observing the KCC quicks bowling techniques in a bid to increase his chances of a world cup selection.

KCC Deputy Vice Captain 'The Reaper' saw the great man and invited him to join in with the training session. Tait worked alongside quality bowlers such as Vice Captain 'Jaymin' as well as Bennycoff, Eddie Vr6 and had nothing but praise to say about them. "Those boys were really impressive. Very quick with a large bag of tricks". However when asked about 'The Reaper' he had this to say "He is an f**king d**khead. Only plays for the booze and the chicks. Would fit in perfectly at the Tait Tait's".

Shaun Tait has decided to join West Indian great Curtly Ambrose as bowling coach of the KCC.

Shaun Tait with KCC hierachy at the Ganglands

 

[Rocca Flys High]

Sweet!

 

[Moo]

Glenn Mcrath gave me some batting tips .....awwwwwwww crap

 

[ShearMagic9]

Well thats it then.

KCC to rule all.

All other teams are fecked

 

[The_Reaper]

Well thats it then.

KCC to rule all.

All other teams are fecked

agreed, all other teams should give up now

 

[eddiesmith]

In other, unrelated, KCC news Jaymin, Bennycoff and eddie_vr6 are currently under investigation for suspicious actions by the BFFCL

 

[Moo]

In other, unrelated, KCC news Jaymin, Bennycoff and eddie_vr6 are currently under investigation for suspicious actions by the BFFCL

What you talking about Eddie?

 

[Theseventhhamster]

I'd never heard of the bloke but he was a decent net bowler. A quickish off-spinner but not so much that our bats couldn't get down the crease to him. He'll make a fine coach I'm sure.

 

[metallicamatty]

Bull sh*t, you are joking right?

 

[Jaymin]

In other, unrelated, KCC news Jaymin, Bennycoff and eddie_vr6 are currently under investigation for suspicious actions by the BFFCL

I've been cleared. 14.87 degrees apparently.

Also its intreresting to see Shane Watson has turned up at WSC's training sessions.

 

[Cassius_Clay]

So expect KCC to bowl 100 wides every innings then?

 

[Jaymin]

So expect KCC to bowl 100 wides every innings then?

As will your gun new recruit by the sounds of things.

 

[bus24]

So expect KCC to bowl 100 wides every innings then?

1/26 (10)

0 Wides, 0 No-Balls

 

[Cassius_Clay]

1/26 (10)

0 Wides, 0 No-Balls

Blue Moon?

 

[bus24]

Blue Moon?

Nah.

Tait should have his own Public Holiday

 

[ShearMagic9]

Blue Moon?

As hard as it is, just admit that Tait is a gun.

 

[The_Reaper]

Bull sh*t, you are joking right?

why would we joke?

 

[Leg_Spinning_Sensation]

Well that certainly stuffs our chances seeing Taito go to you hacks but we get the quality of players such as Matthew Elliduck and Out of the Ground Cullen....... They are really helping I can tell you that much

 

[metallicamatty]

what, you just made up a player?






Okay then ,we get Ponting

 

[Dipper]

Bull sh*t, you are joking right?

Look this bloke is what FC is all about, his vew of reality & fantasy is completely blurred & God bless him for that.

No mate they're not joking.

Tait & Ambrose are on board.

And Bob Marley is the skills coach.


Believe.

 

[The_Reaper]

what, you just made up a player?

Okay then ,we get Ponting

Ponting will be too busy planning a return to form for the Australian team to spend time with the West Indies Milkmen. Tait of course plays for the Jellybacks where training sessions are trips to the pub and macdonalds and all matches are complete in a day, so he has plenty of time to be bowling coach alongside Ambrose at the KCC.

Maybe the WIMps can pick up Marlon Samuels. Will have plenty of time on his hands now...