Podcast Kepler Bradley

[Centurions]

For all the people that listen out there and for those that haven't done so yet, next week I will be doing an interview with Kepler for the pod so if any of you have any questions that you would like asked, I will do my best to get them answered in the time we have available.

The interview will go up next week before the North home game.

 

[Agenfrida]

For all the people that listen out there and for those that haven't done so yet, next week I will be doing an interview with Kepler for the pod so if any of you have any questions that you would like asked, I will do my best to get them answered in the time we have available.

The interview will go up next week before the North home game.

Why exactly does god hate him?

 

[jedi mind tricks]

Kepler your side step 'shimmy' was the best in the game. You made Judd and Co look silly. Have you ever taken dancing lessons before?

 

[mike91]

How confident was he that he could break back into the team after he did his knee?
The difference in coaching from Mark Harvery to Ross Lyon.

 

[Righteo]

Was he aware of just how much of a 'cult figure' he was to the Freo faithful, and if so, thoughts?

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Did Ballantyne ever take it too far with his pranking of you?

 

[Seppo]

How many Kepler Bradley's are there?

 

[Seppo]

Will you present Ed Langdon his jumper on debut? Or does Clive get the honours?

 

[Seppo]

Who was it that gave you the nickname "Fridge" and did it come about from your impeccable physic.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Who was it that gave you the nickname "Fridge" and did it come about from your impeccable physic.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge.

Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born."

Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born."

Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

 

[clogged]

Have you ever been to Kepler Bradley?

 

[Purple Maverick]

When did you realise that you are the second coming of Jesus?

 

[AAACockburn]

When did you realise that you are the second coming of Jesus?

That is a good one, we have all read about Jesus walking on water.

But we have picture evidence that Kepler swam on land.

 

[freoextra]

That is a good one, we have all read about Jesus walking on water.
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But we have picture evidence that Kepler swam on land.

Do you feel sorry for mere mortal footballers?

Did you have a laugh at the Kepler Bradley song - (a classic that really got stuck in your head!) Was that the only song played whilst you were in the gym??

 

[leungtl]

How did you manage to stay alive and not suffocate under the hoards of women constantly throwing themselves at you?

 

[StingBitten]

Is it true that Keplar Bradley counted to infinity - twice?

Nah - is his sidestep kick for goal against the Bulldogs Anzac Day 2011 one of his greatest moments of the club, or does he have another?

 

[PapaJ]

1) I'd seriously like to know how much of an impact his knee injury had on him ending his career, and if he didn't have it, how much longer he feels he may have gone on, or was he comfortable that his time was up in any case. Before he did it, he was in good form for us and giving us good value in the role that Tabs is now basically doing, I for one reckon we certainly missed him.

2) What was Ross like as a coach? I know it's a cliché question, but I'd seriously like Kep's take on how he found him.

3) And finally, when they erect a statue of him in front of the new training facilities, would he prefer bronze or majestic imported marble crafted in the way the Roman's honoured their gods?

 

[Eski3]

Do you remember when you were out with Scott Thornton at the Red Sea in Subi in like 2010, and some drunk guy came up and said you two were his favourite players? If so, how profound an impact did that on your life?

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

Great idea Centies!!

My 2 cents worth:

1. Why did they take so long to finally name a space telescope after you?
http://www.space.com/6379-kepler-spacecraft-blasts-hunt-earth-worlds.html

2. what was it like when the engineers with their pocket protectors called time on your inter-planetary career of discovery and groundbreaking acrobatics?
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/16/s...-mended-but-may-never-fully-recover.html?_r=0

"NASA said Thursday that its celebrated planet-hunting Kepler spacecraft, which broke down in May when a reaction wheel that controls its pointing failed, could not be fixed and would never again search for planets around other stars."​

3. Was the telescope's remarkable resurrection after injury due to your pre- launch psychic coaching of the control modules? If so I bet it was a female module... (Look out for the Matt De Boer Mars telescope next...)
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/...-replaces-broken-parts-with-magical-sun-power

"Over the past year, we’ve told the sad story of NASA’s Kepler space observatory, and how the failure of two vital components have resulted in the sad and premature retirement of humanity’s best tool for spotting Earth-like planets elsewhere in the universe. Just when all hope seemed lost, though, NASA has approved an ingenious plan to bring Kepler back"​

http://time.com/104575/kepler-spacecraft-lives-again/

"Broken machines don't always get a second act, but thanks to NASA scientists, the Kepler probe—one of the most successful spacecraft ever built—can continue its search for distant planets.
The Kepler telescope has just been resurrected by NASA, nearly a year after it was declared effectively dead, having lost its ability to orient itself with sufficient precision to do it’s job."​

4. Where did you find the energy to discover over 1,000 new planets in less than 6 years? And is it easier to make Judd look a fool than to find a planet?
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/05/n...vered-1000-planets-in-its-quest-to-find-life/

 

[Agenfrida]

Never mind the spacecraft, they've named a planet after him.

 

[freo84]

Just the one question for big Keplar :

Is it difficult to bend time and space?

 

[gaskin]

How many Keplers does it take to change a light bulb?

 

[Spirit Level]

Had to

 

[Agenfrida]

How many Keplers does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one.... but the light bulb has to want to change

 

[Kapow!!!]

Is it true that Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night before turning off the lights to make sure there are no Keplar Bradleys there?