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I play hockey and in one game my teammate tried tackling a guy from another team and knocked the guy over. I was on the other side of the bloke and as he lost balance his arms flailed wildly and his stick smashed me across the back and side of the head.
I woke up a minutes or so later 'apparently' in the dugout with sand all over my face (synthetic ground) and then got placed in the back of an ambulance. Had a massive headache. Had to remain lying down with a neck brace strapped on, on a table at a local emergency for over eight hours. Was not allowed to get up at all.
Ever tried taking a wizz lying down? It's impossible!!!
I woke up a minutes or so later 'apparently' in the dugout with sand all over my face (synthetic ground) and then got placed in the back of an ambulance. Had a massive headache. Had to remain lying down with a neck brace strapped on, on a table at a local emergency for over eight hours. Was not allowed to get up at all.
Ever tried taking a wizz lying down? It's impossible!!!



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