Lame Pick-up Lines

[Beloved]

Ladies, fella's, I want to hear the most unsatisfying, unconvincing pick-up lines possible.

A couple that I have gathered or heard of over the years...

1. The obvious: My face is leaving in 5 minutes, and I want you on it.
2. Let's play Titanic, you be the ice berg and I can go down on you.
3. Ever tripped over a log? How about a r*ot?

Please, feel more than free to post lines that you have heard or even worse, had attempted on you.

You know what i'm talkin' about ladies.

 

[walshy93]

I was going to start a thread like this....:
















Hey ______, I know you might not be availiable, but do you want to root...

 

[The Cranium]

Do you have the time?? - Put a face and hands on this baby.....

 

[Beloved]

Do you have the time?? - Put a face and hands on this baby.....

That is as lame as they come TC.

Keep it up.

 

[HBF]

Hey, i'm Fred Flinstone, and I bet I could made your bedrock

 

[MBIB]

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[judd5]

Nice shoes, wanna f**k.

 

[Big Bad Sammus]

Hey, Hey, ayyyyy, sweetie.....How do you take it?

Depends on the weather huh?

 

[Pamam]

"what do you like to eat for breakfast?"

WHY?

"Coz i want to know what to make you tomorrow morning"

 

[HBF]

Nice shoes, wanna f**k.

Funny, that's Gilly's pick up line.

 

[Salaryman]

Hey, i'm Fred Flinstone, and I bet I could made your bedrock

Weighing in at 200kgs you'd only have to hop in

 

[bexta444]

Are you a chicken farmer? Cos you can definitely raise a co ck!

 

[Salaryman]

DO you like chicken.....



ok, maybe not.

 

[hong_kong_bond]

Is that a ladder in your stockings, or a stairway to heaven?

 

[walshy93]

You. Me. Movies.

 

[Beloved]

You. Me. Movies.

Movies? Pfft, when do you turn 12 Walshy?

 

[walshy93]

No seriously. Thats where lotsa girls want/like going. A big man around her....they love it.

 

[Beloved]

No seriously. Thats where lotsa girls want/like going. A big man around her....they love it.

Mate, the cinemas with a girl is either for established couples who are there to have a cuddle and actually watch a movie or where people take easy women to try and get some action up the back and tell all their buddies in the Blue Room that she is the one, while she is attending the same movie again with another stranger.

I'm one fo those people who likes to study others.

 

[walshy93]

I never said that anyone was the one....oh wait...
















she is smokin' though.

 

[Beloved]

I never said that anyone was the one....oh wait...
















she is smokin' though.

I take it you judge your perception of love on looks? If so, please don't converse with me.

 

[walshy93]

No, my mums friends daughter. I get along with her well. She is nice and smart, pretty. the whole package. See the other post i did before.

 

[Beloved]

No, my mums friends daughter. I get along with her well. She is nice and smart, pretty. the whole package. See the other post i did before.

No seriously. Thats where lotsa girls want/like going. A big man around her....they love it.

Sure did.

I hate hearing anyone judge people they don't know (i'm not refering to Walshy here) by their physical appearance. Most 'pretty' girls either drop down into the bitch, or whore catagories.

 

[Big Bucks]

Thats pathetic, you guys have no respect for the opposite sex.
How about, There`s a party in my pants and it`s in honour of you !

 

[walshy93]

Yeh thats true. If you can find a genuinely nice girl thats reasonable looking and not as dumb as dirt, then why not have a crack.

Might have gone a bit far with the big man bit

I am a bit taller than most girls I know.

 

[bexta444]

Yeh thats true. If you can find a genuinely nice girl thats reasonable looking and not as dumb as dirt, then why not have a crack.Might have gone a bit far with the big man bit

I am a bit taller than most girls I know.

How tall?




Back on track......
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
such filth u guys come up with! lmao