Let's tell fart jokes

[Footy Is Good]

I’d especially like some of the jokes along the lines of “he who smelt it dealt it” and “he who denied it supplied it”

 

[Footy Is Good]

Is it the one who said the rhyme that committed the crime?

 

[WA ROO]

Damn I was hoping the fred was for fat jokes

 

[Footy Is Good]

Damn I was hoping the fred was for fat jokes

I'm surprised you need help with this, fart jokes are a breeze.

 

[Plugger35]

Sooz would be all over this thread if she was allowed to post here.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Prefer a good shart story personally

 

[zackah]

Imitating sooz is a new low, even for FIG

 

[Footy Is Good]

He who banned it, fanned it.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Do farts have lumps?

Whoops.....

 

[Footy Is Good]

Q. Why did the fart cross the road?


A. Because frggr was on the other side sniffing it!

 

[Footy Is Good]

Do farts have lumps?

Whoops.....

Did you go over and get a ripstart?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Did you go over and get a ripstart?

No skid marks, just burn marks

 

[Pistol Night]

Did you go over and get a ripstart?

Nothing wrong with the old Rippy mate

 

[Footy Is Good]

scott2clarkson

The floor is yours...

 

[scott2clarkson]

Think i'll avoid this. It actually makes the forum's IQ a little childish.

 

[Footy Is Good]

Think i'll avoid this. It actually makes the forum's IQ a little childish.

And here I was worrying you hade me on ignore.




Check this out, you'll like it:

 

[MisterMarcus]

 

[PrancingPony]

Nothing wrong with the old Rippy mate

My mate Steve told me about those, crazy bloke that guy.

 

[Footy Is Good]

My mate Steve told me about those, crazy bloke that guy.

 

[Footy Is Good]

When a fly flies through a fart, do you reckon it's like when we walk past a bbq and we think mmmm smells good?

 

[frggr]

When a fly flies through a fart, do you reckon it's like when we walk past a bbq and we think mmmm smells good?

That's what they think when they encounter one of your threads