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I'm sure every one of us here has been told off by a librarian at one stage in our life. Most of them at my local library are cranky old women with glasses on chains or 'artistic' men.

Has anyone ever met a good librarian?
 
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I'm sure every one of us here has been told off by a librarian at one stage in our life. Most of them at my local library are cranky old women with glasses on chains or 'artistic' men.

Has anyone ever met a good librarian?
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No.

School librarians are the worst. You'd think they didn't want you getting any of the books. :rolleyes:
 
School librarians are the worst.
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Hell yes.

Anyone who has been to Eltham High would know of the library Nazi. There were three old women (yes, with glasses with those chains) - the short one was actually nice and not strict at all. The Nazi one was this really beefy woman, who had these big thick square glasses so thick you couldn't see her eyes (and I wouldn't want to).

I'm sure Hoggy remembers. ;)
 

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Mr Kelly who was the librarian at College when I did 10,11 & 12 and who looked like Leonard Maltin was the most whingeing, monotone-voiced, boring prick ever.
"Donnn't sit onnn the taaaaaable!"
"Food is illegal in this area, please remove all offending food sources from the Liiiiiiiibraryyyy!"
"Noooo you can't take out this book, your card record's an infrACtion!"
"Allll bags must be stored outside the main doorways at all times whilst ensuring noone can trip over themmmmmm!"

Used to plug my walkman and earphones in while I had to be in there so I didn't have to listen to him.

Most of the others in my school were usually chubby older ladies with glasses on chains but were all easy going.
Except Mrs Wallace who was away on holiday on one occasion, and this particular Christian Brother who we ALL hated and couldn't wait to see the back of was having a going away party.
It was just a pies, pasties, savs, cream-buns, cream cakes, coffee, tea, soft-drink sort of gathering.
Then a group of blokes from my class turned up.......
We heard and came running to look, as soon as I walked in I got sconned in the head by a plastic bottle, food went everywhere, pies in books, cakes in computers - the lot - the mess was unbelievable :D
 
I like books:

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BTW, her name is Alana Curry.
 
school librarians are old smoking whinging pricks that just love you to stroll into the library so they can release their anger upon you. happened to me a variety of times for no particular good reason. one i remember walking in and didnt manage to hear a particular instruction by the librarian. she told me off and started to offend me personally. in one of those moments when you see red I told her to literally **** herself and get a sex change (cos of her beefy stature). never went to that school again.
 

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