Society & Culture Life advice

[Cruyff14]

Nabbed this off Reddit, a very good read I found, and inspiring in ways (to me).

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1mw2mo/60_year_old_redditors_what_advicetips_would_you/

Anybody have anything they'd like to share?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

**** bitches get money

 

[BotsMaster]

**** bitches get money

/thread.

(seriously close this thread now!)

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

The only advice I would give is "don't do anything I've ever done".
Otherwise you'll end up facing decades of guaranteed unemployment until the pension, assuming you live long enough.

 

[neroblack]

Don't try to climb over a tall wooden picket fence when you're drunk by standing on a wheelie bin.

 

[Gough]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[BEEG]

Don't go chasing waterfalls

 

[FootyJunkie]

lie, sell shoes, and lie

 

[Pee Tear Griffin]

I'd like a bit of advice here. I have recently acquired a summer vacation job at a brewery, and I was wondering whether anybody here knows what the policy in breweries is regarding drug tests. I smoked marijuana heavily up until early September of this year (about 5 times a week) and recently stopped about 2 weeks ago. However, it is my birthday today and all I want to do is have a few hot ones with the boys this sat after a night out, but I'm worried that if I do it'll set me back to square 1. The drug test (if there is one) wouldn't be until late November at the earliest, so do you reckon that is enough time for the THC to pass out of my system if I stop smoking entirely after this weekend?

 

[MrCharisma]

Don't go chasing waterfalls

Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Watch a sunrise at least once a day.

 

[Northworth]

beware the hot dog with veins

 

[BALKAN]

I'd like a bit of advice here. I have recently acquired a summer vacation job at a brewery, and I was wondering whether anybody here knows what the policy in breweries is regarding drug tests. I smoked marijuana heavily up until early September of this year (about 5 times a week) and recently stopped about 2 weeks ago. However, it is my birthday today and all I want to do is have a few hot ones with the boys this sat after a night out, but I'm worried that if I do it'll set me back to square 1. The drug test (if there is one) wouldn't be until late November at the earliest, so do you reckon that is enough time for the THC to pass out of my system if I stop smoking entirely after this weekend?

Yes but you have to balance out the THC with meth-amphetamines. Good luck.

 

[hagansbull]

Dance the "Funky Chicken" at least once

floss

 

[Doggy doo doo]

**** with a rubber on way too many STDs these days god damn it

 

[FootyJunkie]

**** with a rubber on way too many STDs these days god damn it

and you don't want to hear "we need to talk" from a girl about a month after doing the deed

 

[little graham]

, so do you reckon that is enough time for the THC to pass out of my system if I stop smoking entirely after this weekend?

In Australia they urine test, about 6 weeks off it will see you right. However people on parole who under their conditions require drug testing weekly know about ways you can lower your THC levels to a point the drug testers don't care.

Google is your friend.

Be very careful though of the pot you use, some of it has elements of harder stuff in it.As people are finding out with the road side drug testing coppers do.

 

[SugarShane]

Watch a sunrise at least once a day.

Nah, hate Kochie too much.

 

[FreoGirl]

**** with a rubber on way too many STDs these days god damn it

don't believe condoms are enough to save you from STD's

 

[magic_johnson!]

don't believe condoms are enough to save you from STD's

What methods do you endorse instead?

 

[Marlowe]

When a sign reads, "Do Not Feed the Bears", you better not feed the bears.

 

[FootyJunkie]

Nah, hate Kochie too much.

not a fan of Sam either?

 

[JD-Roo]

When you are carrying anything heavy, bulky or awkward you car keys will ALWAYS be in the pocket of the arm carrying the most and NOT on the side of your free hand.

 

[Cruyff14]

When you are carrying anything heavy, bulky or awkward you car keys will ALWAYS be in the pocket of the arm carrying the most and NOT on the side of your free hand.

Probably because you are that handed and do everything with that hand. Makes sense.

 

[magic_johnson!]

Probably because you are that handed and do everything with that hand. Makes sense.

I'm right handed and keys go in the left pocket. phone/wallet in the right.