Limericks!

[bluebrew]

Ohh the pain the pain
They are hoping to lose again
Things will never be the same
But are the Blues to blame
Damn the AFL again and again

 

[walshy93]

Bumped, cos it could be interesting...

 

[The Cranium]

There was a Blues supporter called Guns
Who had an infatuation with Walshy’s buns
Then went to post a picture
Of Walshy and his famous fixture

Along came an infraction
That curtailed all of the action
Now Guns is back drinking some weird mixture

 

[blue gunslinger]

I've been to Limmerick - does that help Bee?
Oh and mods if I am ever mentioned in a thread with walshy's buns also can you card the person!!!

 

[walshy93]

There once was a lad named Blue Gunslinger,
A well known perv and big bum licker,
He tried it on Bee,
And failed, tee-hee-hee,
And now, a red card (stuff it, ive got nothing else...)

 

[blue gunslinger]

You get confused doing more than a 1 line post- I understand

 

[krayfesh]

A classic limerick not involving Nantuckit.


There was a young vampire named Mable.
Whos periods were really quite stable.
So every full moon,
She'd get out a spoon.
And drink herself under the table!

Maybe we could segue into haikus one day?

 

[wally funk]

this one's so stupid, but always makes me laugh...

there once was a man from peru
whose limericks always ended on line two