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Limericks!

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Ohh the pain the pain
They are hoping to lose again
Things will never be the same
But are the Blues to blame
Damn the AFL again and again
 
There was a Blues supporter called Guns
Who had an infatuation with Walshy’s buns
Then went to post a picture
Of Walshy and his famous fixture

Along came an infraction
That curtailed all of the action
Now Guns is back drinking some weird mixture
 
I've been to Limmerick - does that help Bee?
Oh and mods if I am ever mentioned in a thread with walshy's buns also can you card the person!!!
 

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There once was a lad named Blue Gunslinger,
A well known perv and big bum licker,
He tried it on Bee,
And failed, tee-hee-hee,
And now, a red card (stuff it, ive got nothing else...)
 
A classic limerick not involving Nantuckit.


There was a young vampire named Mable.
Whos periods were really quite stable.
So every full moon,
She'd get out a spoon.
And drink herself under the table!

Maybe we could segue into haikus one day?
 

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