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you know when you're out with people, and theres a lame joke just dying to be made, and you think to yourself, "nah- ill let that one go- it's just too easy" and some dimwitted clod makes that exact same joke about 3 seconds later ????

well good work Ss11. I bet no one else couldve thought up that gem
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Sandie, i dont know anyone else that does that, but maybe the Rocca boys should.
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my god they have more hair than anyone ive seen.

I think they do it to make themselves more sensual, actually i have no bloody idea, why they do it its disgusting. Theres nothing better than a man with a bit of hair. i think?????? might let that one slide i think.


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okay well thats my opnion, and i dont care what anyone else thinks cos its right OK !
 
MY goodness Arch

did i offend ur sissy bombers?
im sorry, but a sore arse is no excuse to not play a game of footy, maybe thats where Lloyd's brain is, hence is could be a damaging head injury, like concussion of the arse.
Essendon as a team must have the most piss weak injuries i have ever seen, and why isnt Hird playing?? he is 28, hes not old, and yet u guys are resting him what a joke, u treat ur players like they are fragile 80 yo men, not AFL league footballers.

IM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS
 
GOOD ONE SS11 - the arse concussion is fantastic, well not for lloydy, cos if its bruised he might not be able to get his head out of there,
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My god what a lame excuse for an injury. id have a better chance of believing the finger nail excuse myself

Anyway that has to be your best work yet SS11. Keep it up
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okay well thats my opnion, and i dont care what anyone else thinks cos its right OK !
 

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FYI, SS11, pay attention and come out of the closet. (And we all know what you were doing in there.)
Hird is not playing due to a torn hamstring and Lloyd has a corked hip.
If you're going to be critical, at least get the facts right.

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hmmm
i got one thing to say to that

go and win a game already, ur a joke to the league being premiership favorites, having a 0-4 preseason record.
 
nice to see we are back into the spirit of things... hey does that mean sissy boy.. i mean pretty boy... i mean Lloydy isnt playing this week against the dees in the little gf replay they are having??? ohhhhh pitty and i was hoping to catch a few patches of grass!

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Originally posted by Dan24:
Very funny knob-breath. Ask his girlfriend.
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Oh so his girlfriend was wearing a strap-on. He still takes it up the arse.

Oh yes will someone please tell him that when at Colonial he doesn't have to throw his ****y grass in the air becuae if I'm not mistaken, there is no wind in an indoor stadium.
 
Originally posted by All The AFL:
We heard Daphne chipped her tooth on her dad's penis stud.
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Now that is what I call taste. How can 1 man have so much talent. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(I'm still laughing at this one.) Well done All the AFL.
 
well i didnt think there was any grass at colonial to throw up?
AHHHHHHH i get it, that's why they had the problems with the turf last year, whenever lloydy was there hed grab a bit and throw it up. Well there u go, and all this time we were blaming Ian Collins and the AFL. we should have known better. Good on ya Lloydy u stuffed it up for everyone.

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okay well thats my opnion, and i dont care what anyone else thinks cos its right OK !
 
Originally posted by DEES RULE!:
nice to see we are back into the spirit of things... hey does that mean sissy boy.. i mean pretty boy...

Well well well, nice to see double standards. You sook & carry on about people calling your president names, saying that is uncalled for, yet it is OK for you to call players sissies & make inuendos about their sexuality.
Might want to get off your high horse re what was said about Gutnick, unless you want to amend the things you say about opposition players.
Can't have it both ways.




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Sandie - we were only having a go at lloydy, it wasnt serious, just settle down ok. someone back on page one of this thread has already pointed that out ok. GEEZ take a breath and relax why dont u. its all harmless fun.

Anyway if someone has to be blamed for this its SS11. okay he started it ! lol actually its lloydy for injuring himself, he brought it all on himself. im sure he doesnt care
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CRAP u guys are onto me!

ive sold my 4wd, so i have to use my golf cart to do a runner. (formerly used for Florida golf courses)

and the glove...dont look under the kitchen sink..OH FECK ive said to much...
 
i was onto u at the start, nothing gets passed me, although i forgot to check the kitchen sink, god damn ! Although the golf cart wont get u far sorry, no good. BUSTED
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okay well thats my opnion, and i dont care what anyone else thinks cos its right OK !
 
Originally posted by Seth:
Oh yes will someone please tell him that when at Colonial he doesn't have to throw his ****y grass in the air becuae if I'm not mistaken, there is no wind in an indoor stadium.
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The roof was opened when Lloyd last played at Colonial Stadium.
 
This post is my 1500th so why not do it in a post made by the wonder himself
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I luv ya sweety, this is for you and you only. Stuff the others, you are mine
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Originally posted by SS11:
MY goodness Arch

did i offend ur sissy bombers?
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No SS11 you havent, because a sissy team would get beaten up by all the other teams on a yearly basis, like the soft bunch of pillow biters down at collingwood, and would miss out on playing the finals with the big boys, year after year. That's what I call a bunch of pussies. Your bunch of black and white maggots hasnt beaten a group of blokes that you call "weak, fragile pussies" in at least two years, so I guess that means your team is the bunch of limp wristed nancy boys. Maybe they've been listening to Ponce McGuire too much.

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You Bomber supporters make me laugh............

I seem to recall when Michael Long got cleaned up by Chad Rintoul in his WCE days you went crying to the tribunal complaining about poor little Michael Longs ribs.............lol

Well i have news for ya Michael Long, expect the same from Rintoul this year.

Hows Michael Lloyds stage diving act going. That was another complaint Essendon had last year wasnt it.

It seems to me that Essendon is a club of whingers.

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what the crap has that got to do with anything JLC ???? perhaps you should stop playing with your "junior member"- its sending you blind and making you unable to read whats going on.

now go away.
 
Originally posted by JLC:
You Bomber supporters make me laugh............

Hows Michael Lloyds stage diving act going.
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Which team does Michael Lloyd play for.
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Well it appears that i have to explain things in a more simplistic manner. I guess i over estimated my audiences capabilities:

Ok its M-A-T-T-H-E-W L-L-O-Y-D

Lets not get technical with minor details. To make it easier from now on Matthew/Michael Lloyd will be referred to as "Pretty Boy". You know the one with the sore arse and who has the ball delivered right onto his chest thus making it easy. This should avoid any confusion.

If there are any problems with comprehension please speak to your pre school teacher.

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Originally posted by JLC:
You know the one who has the ball delivered right onto his chest thus making it easy.
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thats the point isnt it ??? Perhaps if your Magpie lollypop lads could learn the skill, then collingwood wouldnt be the biggest laughing stock in the AFL for almost a decade.
 

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