LOL WTF Dogs?

[zackah]

Surely this is a joke

 

[zackah]

So much to make out in this tweet.

The 8 year contract extension
The fact it is Aaron Naughton

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Aaron Naughton

Age

26

Ht

196cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

4.9

5star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

D

6.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.3

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

0.8

1star

G

0.5

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

8.8

4star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.0

1star

The worst analogy in AFL history (apart from maybe Richmond horses)

 

[bzparkes]

The worst analogy in AFL history (apart from maybe Richmond horses)

Umm, aren't they sponsored by Coinspot?

 

[Bont2Bruce]

The worst analogy in AFL history (apart from maybe Richmond horses)

I guess you didn't know that his nickname has been Astro for some time now.

 

[Shinboner roo]

Guaranteed Kane Corns will have a winge about it tomorrow, nothing surer

 

[zackah]

I guess you didn't know that his nickname has been Astro for some time now.

Does that make it better?

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Does that make it better?

Sure its cringey but it's hardly an analogy that makes no sense, like surfing in a suit for instance.

 

[zackah]

Sure its cringey but it's hardly an analogy that makes no sense, like surfing in a suit for instance.

What makes no sense is an 8 year contract offer for a glorified potato

 

[Jazny]

He must have had an amazing season and kicked way more goals than lesser contracted players like Mihocek and Langford! Surely way more than an elderly Luke Bruest??

 

[Pancakes]

Guaranteed Kane Corns will have a winge about it tomorrow, nothing surer

You don't need to wait that long

 

[Bont2Bruce]

What makes no sense is an 8 year contract offer for a glorified potato

What are the odds that Essington still haven't won a final after his contract ends?

 

[Feraligatr]

You don't need to wait that long

It's not often that Cornes and I see eye to eye but this is definitely one of those times where I agree with him.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Surely this is a joke

Yes.

Everyone knows there is no space and the earth is under the firmament. It must be true cos I read it in Farceberk

What are the odds that Essington still haven't won a final after his contract ends?

Even money

 

[Xtreme]

Well with the way the club has been run over the last decade this decision shouldn't be much of a surprise.

 

[Dinsdale]

8 years? crazier than the Buddy contract.

 

[BarryMorgan]

Well with the way the club has been run over the last decade this decision shouldn't be much of a surprise.

We won our second flag and played in a grand final in the last decade?
If only we had a steady hand at the rudder like Jeff Kennett.

 

[Mofra]

Zachah is clearly unfamiliar with the concept of a KPF staying at their club

 

[Xtreme]

We won our second flag and played in a grand final in the last decade?
If only we had a steady hand at the rudder like Jeff Kennett.

Giving premiership medals to players who don't play in the grand final itself
Questionable recruiting decisions - JUH ? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Off field dramas

The Bulldogs have fallen off the wagon big time since 2016 (Good news is Melbourne is emulating their path to self destruction, so they won't be alone on footballs scrapheap for very long).

 

[Mofra]

Giving premiership medals to players who don't play in the grand final itself
Questionable recruiting decisions - JUH ? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Off field dramas

The Bulldogs have fallen off the wagon big time since 2016 (Good news is Melbourne is emulating their path to self destruction, so they won't be alone on footballs scrapheap for very long).

I wouldn't trade Naughton to Hawthorn for all of the Golliwogs in Kennett's pool room

 

[Jazny]

Zachah is clearly unfamiliar with the concept of a KPF staying at their club

I guess Essendon should offer the superior Langford 9 years

 

[Xtreme]

I wouldn't trade Naughton to Hawthorn for all of the Golliwogs in Kennett's pool room

I wouldn't want a Pat Cash headband copying flog on the Hawthorn list who couldn't kick a goal if his life depended on it anyway

 

[BarryMorgan]

I wouldn't want a Pat Cash headband copying flog on the Hawthorn list who couldn't kick a goal if his life depended on it anyway

James Sicily was so jealous of Naughton’s headband he tried to steal it. Thankfully the authorities punished him appropriately.

 

[Dinsdale]

I wouldn't want a Pat Cash headband copying flog on the Hawthorn list who couldn't kick a goal if his life depended on it anyway

I thought he was copying that other head band flog Stuart Broad?

 

[Chronz]

8 years for Norfton, this can't end well.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Well with the way the club has been run over the last decade this decision shouldn't be much of a surprise.

Yeah I guess we could have bought a rubbish tip instead and called it our new home. Oh wait.