Luke Sayers' limp dick pic the perfect metaphor for 21st century Carlton

[Starburns_]

So Carlton's president has landed himself in hot water after publishing a dick pic to Twitter...


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Obviously he's claimed "hacking", despite his ability to log in and delete it within 5mins, but it's curious how the "hackers" knew to tag a senior female executive of a major club sponsor in the tweet.

Carlton of course could tolerate his white collar crimes at PWC, it's a long tradition from Elliott to the Pratts. But clearly they cannot excuse this sort of bumbling, Jake Stringer level stupidity.

Still, as hilarious as this is from a PR nightmare standpoint, there is something truly poetic about a Carlton person once again proudly suggesting that he was coming, when in reality, all he's got is a flaccid c**k.

 

[Bluelegs]

New photoshop competition?

 

[jannissary]

talk about being limp!

 

[Mofra]

Any payout should be included in Carlton's soft cap

 

[V23]

Will probably end up getting fired… just like OP got fired as a Bay mod

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Yay, we're significant again.
Luke taking charge of the Dorotich file.

 

[Coach_Required]

Hacked

lol

Lost his account for just "12 mins".

 

[Chronz]

So Carlton's president has landed himself in hot water after publishing a dick pic to Twitter...

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Bosk likes this

Obviously he's claimed "hacking", despite his ability to log in and delete it within 5mins, but it's curious how the "hackers" knew to tag a senior female executive of a major club sponsor in the tweet.

Carlton of course could tolerate his white collar crimes at PWC, it's a long tradition from Elliott to the Pratts. But clearly they cannot excuse this sort of bumbling, Jake Stringer level stupidity.

Still, as hilarious as this is from a PR nightmare standpoint, there is something truly poetic about a Carlton person once again proudly suggesting that he was coming, when in reality, all he's got is a flaccid c**k.

The physical manifestation of Carlton's last 3 decades.This must be a widespread supporter issue if even the pres has it.

 

[vjknight]

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When was our last dicpic....Miami 09 ?

On SM-A156E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[frggr]

Can't believe they gave Bootsma the boot but allow this

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I don't know which is more concerning Luke Sayers posting a dick pic on social media or fyfie reposting it and making a thread about it here.

 

[Starburns_]

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When was our last dicpic....Miami 09 ?

On SM-A156E using BigFooty.com mobile app

Wasn't there the Norf player on chat roulette or whatever?

 

[frggr]

There's some mad dog in a European porno wearing a North jumper

 

[jannissary]

There's some mad dog in a European porno wearing a North jumper

at least someone who supports norf has won something

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Carlton and dicks .... what's the deal?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Carlton and dicks .... what's the deal?

Kulcha with their appropriate track.

 

[Mofra]

There's some mad dog in a European porno wearing a North jumper

I guess he didn't come first in that little video

 

[The Sultan]

Dude needs some manscaping

 

[frggr]

I guess he didn't come first in that little video

Few wooden spoons involved though.



Had to block out the website to keep Cheef-Keef's sponsors happy, but it was something like twittervideos.com

I've never actually seen the video, only this screengrab

 

[frggr]

at least someone who supports norf has won something

Not sure he won the genetic lottery, looking at the above, but damn his sister did

 

[Mofra]

Few wooden spoons involved though.

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Had to block out the website to keep Cheef-Keef's sponsors happy, but it was something like twittervideos.com

I've never actually seen the video, only this screengrab

*Offscreen: Boris the chicken

 

[frggr]

I can't believe the former CEO of scandal-ridden Price Waterhouse Coopers would end up in such a pickle, er, or showing such a pickle.

Seems really out of character for such an upstanding citizen.

 

[Mofra]

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I can't believe the former CEO of scandal-ridden Price Waterhouse Coopers would end up in such a pickle, er, or showing such a pickle.

Seems really out of character for such an upstanding citizen.

The Moran family are planning a return to Carlton to bring some respectability back to the institution

 

[frggr]

The Moran family are planning a return to Carlton to bring some respectability back to the institution

Finally this guy's time to shine:

 

[Triggering Tiger]