Scandal Luke Slayers

[Blightys Barrel]

In the words of the truly great Neil Diamond

“Love on the rocks, ain't no surprise
Just pour me a drink, and I'll tell you some lies
Got nothing to lose, so you just sing the blues
All the time”

I reckon She won’t give him flowers anymore

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Good move by the wife, take half his assets what's Sayers net worth?

And that's why men of means need to think very carefully about the whole enterprise (his behaviour notwithstanding)

 

[AndyLucimitis]

Pretty clear his wife did the hacking isn’t it?

Been living separately for 9 months.
Tweet dick pic.

‘Can confirm after investigation that phone was compromised’
‘No further investigation’

Reeks of ‘yep we ain’t touching this one’

wife leaves him

In my educated opinion of unhappy marriages, sounds like they were on the rocks/already partially separated, he’s banging some young blonde. Divorce coming up and the wife gets one up on him.

Well played imo.

Yep - the wife. Hence the odd (and factual) finding of him being 'technically' cleared of sending the dick pic but then having to resign.

 

[Beerfish]

No stone unturned!!!1

 

[Blightys Barrel]

They have traced the hacking back to an IP address at a house owned by Keyser Soze. The forensics team are zooming in on this dastardly deed.

 

[The Cobra]

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& Lukey - doppelganger?!

 

[IamKeyserSoze]

They have traced the hacking back to an IP address at a house owned by Keyser Soze. The forensics team are zooming in on this dastardly deed.

I take absolutely no responsibility for this.

 

[Bont the Lord]

Just checking in. How is the stone turning going Luke?

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Just checking in. How is the stone turning going Luke?

 

[Blightys Barrel]

Just checking in. How is the stone turning going Luke?

He has bought in the big equipment now - not one will be left unturned

 

[Atomboy]

Like most of the investigations into Carlton figures malfeasance - it just eventually goes away.

 

[craffles]

Can we just keep bumping this thread so when he inevitably tries to pop back up in the elite circles it still stays at the top of google search

 

[Beerfish]

Can we change the thread title to Luke Slayers - No stone unturned!

 

[Cyclops]

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"Hey, I'm turning my stones ovah here!"

 

[dmc333]

Putting a few inches between himself and the scandal

Consulting group Sayers Group will rebrand as Tenet Advisory & Investments as it attempts to draw a line under a lewd photo scandal involving its co-founder, Luke Sayers, in January.

In January, a photo of a penis was posted by Sayers’ X account. A senior staffer from Bupa, who helped manage the insurer’s three-year sponsorship deal with Carlton Football Club, was tagged in the post.

Sayers was president of Carlton at the time. He maintained throughout the scandal that he was hacked and an investigation by the AFL backed up his explanation.

Luke Sayers’ consulting firm rebrands after lewd photo scandal

The change is significant for Sayers Group, which was co-founded in 2020 by the former PwC CEO and relied on his connections to get investors and clients.

www.afr.com

 

[Blightys Barrel]

I believe from the hacked photo it was only a few inches as well

 

[Bont the Lord]

I believe from the hacked photo it was only a few inches as well

You're being quite generous

 

[gambinotosserflog]

I believe from the hacked photo it was only a few inches as well

Inches are critical. Life is a game of inches. PS, best motivational speech in movie history

 

[western royboy]

Putting a few inches between himself and the scandal

Consulting group Sayers Group will rebrand as Tenet Advisory & Investments as it attempts to draw a line under a lewd photo scandal involving its co-founder, Luke Sayers, in January.

In January, a photo of a penis was posted by Sayers’ X account. A senior staffer from Bupa, who helped manage the insurer’s three-year sponsorship deal with Carlton Football Club, was tagged in the post.

Sayers was president of Carlton at the time. He maintained throughout the scandal that he was hacked and an investigation by the AFL backed up his explanation.

Luke Sayers’ consulting firm rebrands after lewd photo scandal

The change is significant for Sayers Group, which was co-founded in 2020 by the former PwC CEO and relied on his connections to get investors and clients.

www.afr.com

Another quality AFL Investigation…

 

[gambinotosserflog]

Can we change the thread title to Luke Slayers - No stone unturned!

time to launch a political career!

 

[RonnieRaven]

Another quality AFL Investigation…

This was one of the better ones

 

[DamoESP]

Like most of the investigations into Carlton figures malfeasance - it just eventually goes away.

"It never just, goes away..."