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blueboyyoung

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dont worry demon fans brock maclean was always at pulse gym if not there he would be in the canteen drinking his 4 littre bottle of water he never ate maccas, i dont what the other guy is on.
hes a top bloke and NEVER WAS AT MACDONALDS
 

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I hate to bring this back up again but it looks like we have another witness in Colin Wisbey.

"86kg for 183cm at bottom age suggests that at the very least he may have to continually watch his diet more than perhaps he currently does. [FWIW, on the few occasions I have seen him other than on the field, he always seems to be munching :-))."


On another note I really liked the sound of this

"As a footballing artist he is more Pro Hart than Rembrandt. If he kicks the ball into your property, he won't ring the doorbell - he'll just bulldoze a hole through your fence. Sometimes he has to bulldoze a hole through two fences before he finds the right property."

and this

"He's like a Duracell robot who starts himself up before the game then spends most of the next 100 minutes, choofa-choofa, choofa-choofa chugging seemingly non-stop all over the field, play to play, and trying to bump into, scatter or sweep up whatever gets in his path, be it man or ball - sometimes cleanly, sometimes crudely, sometimes missing. Sometimes it is as if he was blind-folded and attracted to various parts of the ground by the smell of food. When he runs towards someone to tackle or bump, it either comes off or not but he doesn't pause to exchange names and addresses - just throws them out of his path or "bounces off the wall" and keeps choofa-choofa, choofa-choofa chugging mechanically in 2nd gear to the next destination. Same when he gets bumped or tackled, or goes for the ball etc. Like the character in Alice in Wonderland, "Can't stop, gotta keep moving ...". Choofa-choofa, choofa-choofa"


http://www.alphalink.com.au/~hotrod/the wiz biz 2003.html
 
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At least you didn't make him look fat :rolleyes:

For what its worth, the only thing I've seen Brock "munch" at a match is a Salad Roll and a bottle of water. Wisbey sits on the other side of the ground so I'd be stunned if he knows what he's talking about.

As for the rest of what he wrote, I haven't seen so many analogies in years. Choofa-Choofa, Alice in Wonderland, Duracell Robots, Pro Hart and Rembrandt? :confused:
 
Re: Re: Re: maccas

Originally posted by footyman
At least you didn't make him look fat :rolleyes:

For what its worth, the only thing I've seen Brock "munch" at a match is a Salad Roll and a bottle of water. Wisbey sits on the other side of the ground so I'd be stunned if he knows what he's talking about.

As for the rest of what he wrote, I haven't seen so many analogies in years. Choofa-Choofa, Alice in Wonderland, Duracell Robots, Pro Hart and Rembrandt? :confused:

Ah it's all in good fun anyway!:D
 

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