Make up jokes on the spot. Post them in here.

[afl genius]

Whats the most useless thing in the world that you never see or hear

The queen

 

[Huddo91]

What is orange?

A orange

Is saying 'a' instead of 'an' part of the joke?

If so,

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Q. Why is typing on a keyboard fun?

A. Because you can type the word 'fun' out.

 

[chickens_law]

Is saying 'a' instead of 'an' part of the joke?

If so,

yep well spotted

What did the postman say?

Wheres my hat.

 

[CONS_SS]

why did chickens_law cross the road?
To get to the other side.

hey at least I made it up myself

 

[Embers]

What do you call a naked grandma?

Floppy Jane

What do you call a horse that knows karate?

Kung Glue

What do you call a dolphin with no blowhole>

FlipBANG

Whats the difference between a cat in a pillow and a frog in a sock?

The cat isnt covered in my sperm

What do bicycles with no wheels and Fords have in common?

Nothing, but the bicycle is faster

What do you call a homeless man in a suit?

A North Melbourne player

Why did Kevin Rudd cross the road?

Because John Howard did it last week

 

[chickens_law]

why did chickens_law cross the road?
To get to the other side.

hey at least I made it up myself

What did CONS_SS say to the old man?

Im a con. Get lost

 

[eorl]

What did the rubbbish bin say to the litterer?
Bin It

what did the litter say to the rubbish bin?

Hows it bin

 

[chickens_law]

What did the fly say to the bee?

I'm a fly, be like me.

 

[raskolnikov]

What's a bin button?

A New Zealander after being attacked by a snake.

 

[Bender571]

What's a bin button?

A New Zealander after being attacked by a snake.

I like that. Choice

 

[Virgil]

Why did Kevin Rudd cross the road?

Because John Howard did it last week

 

[the ooze]

Why is John Howard always walking?

Because no one has offered him a seat.

hahaha