match making :)

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

lol no wonder all their bitches pop kids during finals time ...go 4 ya life its rooting season!

sPiDeR eVeRiTt and RiCkY oLaReNsHaW
~kewlest players round!!!

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Aww gee thanks Mags! Visro and sabre_ac are ok

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[This message has been edited by Richmondfan#1 (edited 13 December 2000).]

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Darky is a funny guy

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[PieGirl#41]

I know Spidey there are too many fat, pregnant women about. Lucky we aint pregnant, we would look a bit silly in our footy/cricket **** bikins wouldn't we?

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~*~Go Chippa!!~*~
~*~Go Binger!!~*~

 

[joshhem]

Absolutely beausgurl!

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Un'B.Lee'vable

 

[sandie]

joffa
Was it you or alf said people on this site should get a sense of humour. I answered in the vein of the topic, not putting anyone down, but once again you have to get personal. Do you honestly think that if I thought this was a serious topic I would pick an old bastard & a fat guy with no teeth?

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mantis

 

[sandie]

Joffa
Once again when you are challenged to give an intelligent response, you run away, just for once it would be nice to hear you give an intelligent answer, rather than just slagging people off. I bet you will not respond to this post cause you haven't got the guts or the brains.

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mantis

 

[magpie_joffa]

....and fiery too,well i must say the odds are getting better.

and you forgot sandie im bald i dribble at the mouth im allways drunk i stink of body odor, i have long curly ciggarette stained finger nails due to my excessive smoking habit,i have numerous scars across my forehead mostly self inflicted i wear coke bottle glasses(apologies to others on here that wear coke bottle glasses im sure there a many) and to cap it off i cant speak
i usually just grunt.

now lets discuss my travel arrangements to the city of wank....perth. oh yeah im sure i will fit in well over there it seems to be the dumping ground for discarded rubbish from other states.
umm....have a nice day sandie and you will notice after all i DID REPLY!!

 

[Arch]

Heres a point worth arguing:
dan24- after spending time in both Sydney & Melb, I still seriously believe there is a higher proportion of good looking women in Perth. I dont know if its because they are concentrated in a smaller area, but the other day i saw what looked like a NSW state sports team, probably under18's or thereabouts, and as this hot girl walked by I heard one them say, : " They're bloody EVERYWHERE here !!!"

I also noticed in that supermodel show that the Perth girls were easily the best, with Brisbanes a close second.

shame theyre mostly eags fans tho

 

[sandie]

joffa
Too much information, I lost my breakfast after reading your post.

See you in Cranny soon.

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mantis

 

[Frodo]

Interesting subject...match making. In footy terms a 'match' is between two sides that kick the poo out of each other, go for the throat and do absolutely everything they can for at least a one point win.


I think some of the matches on this thread live up to that........

 

[Frodo]

Interesting subject...match making. In footy terms a 'match' is between two sides that kick the poo out of each other, go for the throat and do absolutely everything they can for at least a one point win.


I think some of the matches on this thread live up to that........

 

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by Arch:
shame theyre mostly eags fans tho

Don't worry Arch, they can be converted to the "right" faith.

 

[AlfAndrews]

Ah, Sandie

I never knew.

Please ... we must meet. There's a public toilet in Acland Street, St.Kilda ... not far from Luna Park.

I'll bring a bag of lollies ... you bring yourself.

I may be old and dishevelled, with rotting teeth and a bad smack habit ... but I can rock, baby.

I'll have you pinned to the ceiling like a bucket of tuna oil.

Love
Grim Reaper, the Carpet Eater.

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**floreat pica**

 

[Same Old's]

Originally posted by Frodo:
Interesting subject...match making. In footy terms a 'match' is between two sides that kick the poo out of each other, go for the throat and do absolutely everything they can for at least a one point win.


I think some of the matches on this thread live up to that........

What happens when there's a draw Frodo?

 

[magpie_joffa]

Dont be fooled by my esteemed friend Mr Alf Mathews ok sandy.
You are most welcome to move into the shed with me, on which i found in my travels.
I think you and myself will make an exciting couple 'if you know what i mean'have you heard of the expression 'birds of a feather flock together'Infact you can even help me build a new crap hole in the corner as the present one seems to be overflowing,oh did i tell you that at meal times you should wear some sort of face protection maybe a motorbike helmet? as when i eat and grunt i tend to spray salava and food particles at my guests im sure you understand sandie.
Obviously my good friend Alf is after a quickie in the suberb of sleaze you deserve
better sandie, i am looking at long term here
please reply ok sandie
love
joffa

 

[AlfAndrews]

Don't listen to that old Metho drinker, Sandie.

You're much too classy for him.

And by the way, Joffa. Will you stop calling me Alf Matthews!!!

Alf Matthews was a jockey.

Now, just because I've got a great collection of whips in my living room is no reason to confuse me with him.

By the way, Sandie. What do you look like in a saddle?

Love
Alfie de Sade.

 

[sandie]

Oh oh lost my breakast again, in future I must remember not to read alf or joffas posts straight after a meal.
alf & joffa
You guys have got way too excited about the prospect of making it with someone of superior class to yourselves. Sorrry but I have too decline your offers, don't feel like sluming it just yet.

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mantis

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Arch:
after spending time in both Sydney & Melb, I still seriously believe there is a higher proportion of good looking women in Perth.

Arch, I'll believe you if I ever make it over to Perth, but in the meantime, Melbourne still has the best babes in the world....yes, better than Sydney, Brisbane, London, New York, Los Angeles, and plenty of cities inbetween. And they have better dress sense as well. The only places that comes close to Melbourne are Seattle and Adelaide (it seems that every girl I know from Adelaide is a babe, albeit totally disinterested in football).

 

[sabre_ac]

Originally posted by Arch:
Heres a point worth arguing:
dan24- after spending time in both Sydney & Melb, I still seriously believe there is a higher proportion of good looking women in Perth. I dont know if its because they are concentrated in a smaller area, but the other day i saw what looked like a NSW state sports team, probably under18's or thereabouts, and as this hot girl walked by I heard one them say, : " They're bloody EVERYWHERE here !!!"

I also noticed in that supermodel show that the Perth girls were easily the best, with Brisbanes a close second.

shame theyre mostly eags fans tho

Arch go on sunday to cott beach.

You wont be disapointed

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

hahah Metho Drinker!!!!!!! thats a good one Alf

Don't worry Sandie i got told by the toothless one as i walked into Vic Park last nite "oh Spidez is that you oh i think im in love" "we were just sayin what a root you would be" aaahhhhhhhhhh run for ya life Spidey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmm although Joffa boy was actually in a suit last nite so wot do u think Sandie?

sPiDeR eVeRiTt and RiCkY oLaReNsHaW!
~kewlest players round!!!

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Oh East Coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear and the Northern girls, with the way they kiss they knock me out when I'm down there.........I wish they all could be Gold Coast girls.

Oh, I don't know. Danni was the one that introduced me to this site so there is the loyalty factor plus she owes me something

Spidey and I have had some interesting conversations in chat

Meg and Bee as fellow Blues fans have an awful lot going for them.

Sandie sounds like she would be great to party with.

BJ? I could bring the carrots

RF1...wisdom beyond the years. "she blinded me with science."

Lioness22 is taken but she is conjures up a great vision.

Maybe there is a few others out there who I assume are male but are really female. Go on, declare yourselves.

I'll take you all on. I've taken my vitamin B this morning!!!!!!

 

[AlfAndrews]

I think we should arrange a search party to go and find Sandie's Lost Breakfast.

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**floreat pica**

 

[jod23]

Sandie .. gee your in there. Lol. Them two need serious help. You should try and get some sleep cos im sure your very tired from all the sleepless nights you've stayed up pondering which one you should go out with??

 

[magpie_joffa]

My dear beloved Sandie

Hey Alf you keep your hands of my gal ok
you viagra popping sex maniac,how dare you talk to my sandie in such a fashion.

please choose me sandie i know you can tell by looking at my beard what i had for tea two weeks ago and i know i sometimes forget to change my boxers infact my last changeover would of been three months ago.
Yes and it is true that i have a habit of blowing my nose into my shirt sleeve.But what is this telling you sandie? it is telling you that joffa is an individual.
Please dont be fooled by Alf and his whip collection, he is all talk sandie come to the man ok and the man is joffa i will fullfill all your desires
love
joffa