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Keeps coming back to the thread to tell everyone not to keep coming back to the thread. 🤣

What a mongoose.

At this point, you’re just a guy shouting at clouds and mistaking it for analysis. Carry on, Professor Daicos Derangement.
 
You are so wrong.

They have played Eagles, Dees, Norfolk, & the Swines.

They were schooled by Rebuildmond.

And between them those opponents have won 4 of the last 8 flags.
Rusey, they are the bottom 5 teams this year. But people in the know like myself could see Humpa was going to be a great player as he showed sign of it in his first year. I've watched plenty of his full games too.

This is you Rusey old pal!

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Rusey, they are the bottom 5 teams this year. But people in the know like myself could see Humpa was going to be a great player as he showed sign of it in his first year. I've watched plenty of his full games too.

This is you Rusey old pal!

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Those are not the bottom 5 teams this year or if you think they are you can back them to finish bottom 5 with me at evens for as much as you can afford - maybe you can get a Centrelink loan, get your orthodontic work done next year. 🙂

Otherwise, tell Kiwi he didn't win the 1983 Melbourne Cup he actually finished last. Or tell Bernborough he was near last in all his races despite winning 26 of his 37 in which he participated. Or tell the Madagaskan he did not win the 1975 Stawell Gift off scratch, as he was actually the wooden spooner a 1/3 of the way through the race.(see clip below)

Just on the Stawell Gift, no idea why the Stawell "Gift" is known as a gift when Ravelo had to give a huge start to the rest of the field running uphill, into the wind on a wet track to take the chequered flag. Should have been called the Stawell Hard Earned imo. The 2024 Coaches MVP was more like a gift from where I sit. Daycare is in line to go btb for the AFL Coaches Association Gift. Again, this is only in my expert opinion Chronz. :cool:


 
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Daicos cruises effortlessly to double figures on the max D.A.I.C.Os index.

After rd 11 so still not half way through the season,

Oppo coach votes = 16

Craig McCheat votes = 26


Daicos maximum discrepancy has now ballooned to 10 votes and counting. Filth fans will be seething that we happened to notice this. 😁
 
Daicos cruises effortlessly to double figures on the max D.A.I.C.Os index.

After rd 11 so still not half way through the season,

Oppo coach votes = 16

Craig McCheat votes = 26


Daicos maximum discrepancy has now ballooned to 10 votes and counting. Filth fans will be seething that we happened to notice this. 😁
The stats confirm Daicos is LIGHT YEARS ahead of Dustbin at the same age. Damn he's good!
 

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The stats confirm Daicos is LIGHT YEARS ahead of Dustbin at the same age. Damn he's good!
Can you imagine if any other player in the competition had a 28 possession second half to drag their team over the line after being 9 points down at half time, the coaches would be lobbying the AFL to give that player 6 votes each....
 
Can you imagine if any other player in the competition had a 28 possession second half to drag their team over the line after being 9 points down at half time, the coaches would be lobbying the AFL to give that player 6 votes each....

Please. People would be saying wtf was this clown doing in the first half against a bottom 2 team to have his team in arrears. Lepper has probably come in and given the human rabbit a rocket at half time and Nick Daycare had to quickly figure out whether he was more scared of the 17th team on the ladder, or Justin Leppitsch. So he ran around like a craven people pleaser for the next hour so Leppitsch wouldn't punch his face in.
 
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Handballing around in circles stats don't make Daicdross better than anyone, let alone the greatest big time player in the history of the universe. :cool:
Daicos injured for 6 weeks leading into finals, comes into a prelim with a handy 28 touches. In the Grand Final he becomes the 2nd highest rated player on ground and was pivotal in a Collingwood premiership victory. :cool:
 
Daicos injured for 6 weeks leading into finals, comes into a prelim with a handy 28 touches. In the Grand Final he becomes the 2nd highest rated player on ground and was pivotal in a Collingwood premiership victory. :cool:

Yep in the Prelim 28 touches, 11 handballs receives and 4 chip backwards marks. That leaves 13 disposals he wasn't given by his team-mates that had any point to them. And he turned 5 of those over. Two score involvements. 20th highest rated player on the ground. Would be lower if umpired correctly.

In the Grand Final much better, up to 10th highest rated player in the game, up to 16 disposals that weren't handed to him on a platter by team-mates. 75% centre bounces attendances with a whole 2 clearances for the game, LOL. Again, would have rated much lower if umpired correctly.

The original AFL nepo-baby Nick Daycare gets 1.4 free kicks for every 1 he gives away. Dusty meanwhile received 0.6 free kicks for every 1 paid against him. Lol Daycare gets 2.3 times as many free kicks as Dusty for every 1 paid against him. 🤣

Cheat votes, cheat umpiring(obviously including Brownlow votes), squib player who cheats about 15 easy but useless disposals per match so that filth fans can claim "handy 28 touches." Handy for who?

Meanwhile, back in the reality of real player ratings, "easily the best player in the game right now" is the 50th highest rated player in the AFL in season 2025. Loves late game situations where the oppo are behind but trying some risky plays to win. Every time one of his team-mates wins the ball anywhere on the ground bar f50 he can parlay that into 3 or 4 pointless Daycare disposals in no time flat. Only, sorry Daycare, Hoyney has explained where your disposals don't improve your team's position, you get no credit for them in the real player ratings. 😁
 
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⁹Yep in the Prelim 28 touches, 11 handballs receives and 4 chip backwards marks. That leaves 13 disposals he wasn't given by his team-mates that had any point to them. And he turned 5 of those over. Two score involvements. 20th highest rated player on the ground. Would be lower if umpired correctly.

In the Grand Final much better, up to 10th highest rated player in the game, up to 16 disposals that weren't handed to him on a platter by team-mates. 75% centre bounces attendances with a whole 2 clearances for the game, LOL. Again, would have rated much lower if umpired correctly.

The original AFL nepo-baby Nick Daycare gets 1.4 free kicks for every 1 he gives away. Dusty meanwhile received 0.6 free kicks for every 1 paid against him. Lol Daycare gets 2.3 times as many free kicks as Dusty for every 1 paid against him. 🤣

Cheat votes, cheat umpiring(obviously including Brownlow votes), squib player who cheats about 15 easy but useless disposals per match so that filth fans can claim "handy 28 touches." Handy for who?

Meanwhile, back in the reality of real player ratings, "easily the best player in the game right now" is the 50th highest rated player in the AFL in season 2025. Loves late game situations where the oppo are behind but trying some risky plays to win. Every time one of his team-mates wins the ball anywhere on the ground bar f50 he can parlay that into 3 or 4 pointless Daycare disposals in no time flat. Only, sorry Daycare, Hoyney has explained where your disposals don't improve your team's position, you get no credit for them in the real player ratings.

Oh nonono not your cherry picked arbitrary bullshit stats again Rusey. It has been shown you cannot be trusted with player stats at all. Daicos beats Neale in a CBA, rushes forward and grabs the contested ball, does a highly skilled jumping aideways handball to JDG for the most pivotal goal of the game. A GRAND FINAL WINNING PLAY.
Dustbin was crabbing it up doing nothing in his 2nd year for comparison. :sadv1:
 
Oh nonono not your cherry picked arbitrary bullshit stats again Rusey. It has been shown you cannot be trusted with player stats at all. Daicos beats Neale in a CBA, rushes forward and grabs the contested ball, does a highly skilled jumping aideways handball to JDG for the most pivotal goal of the game. A GRAND FINAL WINNING PLAY.
Dustbin was crabbing it up doing nothing in his 2nd year for comparison. :sadv1:

You don't seem to understand football Chronz.

Or worse, you do and you are spreading malicious lies in these hallowed halls.

I would report you for same but would prefer your lies are left on the forum for all to see so good people can understand that while you can sometimes be reasonable, at other times you exhibit all the uber-flog tendencies we come to expect from filth supporters. :)
 
You don't seem to understand football Chronz.

Or worse, you do and you are spreading malicious lies in these hallowed halls.

I would report you for same but would prefer your lies are left on the forum for all to see so good people can understand that while you can sometimes be reasonable, at other times you exhibit all the uber-flog tendencies we come to expect from filth supporters. :)
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Oh nonono not your cherry picked arbitrary bullshit stats again Rusey. It has been shown you cannot be trusted with player stats at all. Daicos beats Neale in a CBA, rushes forward and grabs the contested ball, does a highly skilled jumping aideways handball to JDG for the most pivotal goal of the game. A GRAND FINAL WINNING PLAY.
Dustbin was crabbing it up doing nothing in his 2nd year for comparison. :sadv1:

That's quite a melt

Lol who even lets their opponents get within 6 goals of them in a grand final :$
 

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