Media MD quits Royals

[Jhye Clark 13]

*BREAKING NEWS*​

TURMOIL AT THE THRONE​

By Sue Richpipe

The SFA's best player has shocked the Royals on the eve of the clubs round 8 match against the Mount Buller Demons by walking out on the club.

It is understood the leadership group weren't happy when MD denied allegations he will be leaving at seasons end to take up a captaincy position with another side. MD refuted these suggestions as unfounded and misleading and a war of words erupted, leaving the form midfielder of the competition at Loggerheads with the club, leaving him no option but to take a leave of absence for the foreseeable future.

MD has scheduled a press conference to be held on a beach south west of Brooklyn, New York City whilst on a much needed vacation.

More to follow.

 

[Schulzenfest]

*BREAKING NEWS*​

TURMOIL AT THE THRONE​

By Sue Richpipe

The SFA's best player has shocked the Royals on the eve of the clubs round 8 match against the Mount Buller Demons by walking out on the club.

It is understood the leadership group weren't happy when MD denied allegations he will be leaving at seasons end to take up a captaincy position with another side. MD refuted these suggestions as unfounded and misleading and a war of words erupted, leaving the form midfielder of the competition at Loggerheads with the club, leaving him no option but to take a leave of absence for the foreseeable future.

MD has scheduled a press conference to be held on a beach south west of Brooklyn, New York City whilst on a much needed vacation.

More to follow.

Suuuuuure you did. Avoiding another confrontation with me next week before you were driven into temporary retirement again, are we?

 

[Deddy]

I quit mid-season before it was mainstream.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

MD to become the Gumbies' number one ticket holder.

#makeithappen

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Suuuuuure you did. Avoiding another confrontation with me next week before you were driven into temporary retirement again, are we?

The beers are going down nice. You're welcome to join me and reminisce about old times.

The club treated Uncle_Leo and akkaps with disdain and I've decided enough is enough.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Poor troll is poor.

 

[Schulzenfest]

The beers are going down nice. You're welcome to join me and reminisce about old times.

As a Swamprat I'm contractually obliged to only drink West End, so the beers never go down nice. But enjoy your half-season off. If you don't look like this by the start of next season, then you haven't enjoyed it enough.

The club treated Uncle_Leo and akkaps with disdain and I've decided enough is enough.

In fairness, anybody who likes The Big Bang Theory should be treated with disdain.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You may receive a PM soon Schulzenfest. I need to know your secrets to a healthy looking body.

 

[fumbler]

Go Crocs.

 

[A Bit High]

Holy crap is that Darren Jarman!

 

[akkaps]

The club treated Uncle_Leo and akkaps with disdain and I've decided enough is enough.

I am agreeing with this.

In fairness, anybody who likes The Big Bang Theory should be treated with disdain.

There are others in the SFA that enjoy The Big Bang Theory. I'm the only one that publicly says this.

 

[A Bit High]

Who is hanging shit on TBBT

 

[Smoooothy]

Good god. His thigh fat has thigh fat!

 

[A Bit High]

Did he eat Andrew

 

[Danger in Texas]

**** off

Does this mean MD can be delisted by the Rpyals and be picked up by another club? Or is this Nathan Bock all over again?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

**** off

Does this mean MD can be delisted by the Rpyals and be picked up by another club? Or is this Nathan Bock all over again?

The trade period is over, thus I have to remain on the sidelines until season 18.

 

[Danger in Texas]

The trade period is over, thus I have to remain on the sidelines until season 18.

Can't imagine someone waiting on the sidelines for over 3 months. There must be a catch.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Can't imagine someone waiting on the sidelines for over 3 months. There must be a catch.

What choice do I have mate.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

What choice do I have mate.

Cheerleader???

 

[Farrand]

Wait I'm confused...who's going to the beach?

 

[fumbler]

The trade period is over, thus I have to remain on the sidelines until season 18.

That sucks.
See you soon though.

 

[Eth]

Big loss for the Royals, shame to see it.

 

[A Bit High]

Hope you stick around the threads MD

Be sad to lose you totally

 

[Noobz0r]

There is something seriously wrong at the Royals.

 

[MP_]

There is something seriously wrong at the Royals.

elitist culture

welcome to the Swamprats for next season MD , you and Schulzenfest can bunk together at the pre season training camp