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How do you know if you are having one?

How do you know if you have already had one?

What the hell happens?

I'm wondering if i've had mine or am having it or it's just started.
 
They're not really set in stone as to what they are, because you can't be diagnosed with a midlife crisis, but you may be depressed or anxious. Call Beyond Blue if you're looking for help.
 

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Bluelegs said:
They're not really set in stone as to what they are, because you can't be diagnosed with a midlife crisis, but you may be depressed or anxious. Call Beyond Blue if you're looking for help.
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Have seeked help many times, am on a drug and have been dependent on it for 8 years now for completely unrelated issues to which it was subscribed. But that's not what i'm looking to talk about.
 
blunt_tiger said:
Can't really judge it on that i reckon, i've been miserable in many patches of my entire life. but yes, im kinda miserable
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Hey sorry to hear that you have been having a tough time. recoignising that you aren't completey happy in life is An important step to getting back and enjoying life.

Personally I find that if I force myself to try something or see something that I have never done before that helps me when I get stuck into a rut and start to feel depressed. It gives me something to look forward to or plan towards. Obviously it doesnt work for everyone and its hard to break out of a routine when you are used to doing the same things over and over every week.
 
GG said:
Start dressing like a twenty year old and looking to **** 18 year old girls
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If they got coin, they get what they want.


BTW, studies have shown females having a mid life crisis, generally get really promiscuous at 40
 
Just for men

Jeans and desert boots instead of khakis and dress shoes and shirt untucked instead of tucked.

Start working out at the gym, but just pumping iron, just building up upper body, shoulders and guns.

Sleeve tattoo.

That Bieber styled buzzcut instead of wavy and combed look.

Start reading how to pick up young women, or doing that course where you neg women and learn to randomly stop girls on the street to engage them in 20 questions then ask for their number......whatever that system is called.

Start hanging out with single guys from work instead of you and your wife's mutual married friends.

Buy a coupe/sports car.

Change your job/career on a whim to something more chill.

Become a member of some charity/org/group that engages in regular monthly camps or activities.
 

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GG said:
Start dressing like a twenty year old and looking to **** 18 year old girls
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See. This is why I want my mid-life crisis to start. But I think my crisis is I missed having a mid-life crisis. Or, at least, a good one.
Also, you forgot the sports car.

On the other hand, every (hetero) guy from the ages of 12 to 120 wants to **** 18 year old girls. A good mid-life crisis is when you try, a great oneis if you occasionally land a 24 year old.
 
How old are you blunt_tiger ?

If you want one of these yes...

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Job satisfaction is the big pain in the arseh*le.

5 days a week out of 7 you don't like doing is an arseh*le.

And if you cant earn to get ^ WRX then that is an arseh*le circle...
 
Howard Littlejohn said:
See. This is why I want my mid-life crisis to start. But I think my crisis is I missed having a mid-life crisis. Or, at least, a good one.
Also, you forgot the sports car.

On the other hand, every (hetero) guy from the ages of 12 to 120 wants to **** 18 year old girls. A good mid-life crisis is when you try, a great oneis if you occasionally land a 24 year old.
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I was 39 when I married my wife who was 23 last year. She is smoking hot too. I feel no crisises.
 

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I remember going to a party last year where later in the evening (around 2am) I was on the dance floor with a few others. All the people there were in their 20's, maybe a couple of people in their early 30's. Except for one dude who looked like he was in his late 40's. He had long greasy hair and a disgusting 80's mo'. This bloke dressed like an absolute tool; cowboy boots, baggy jeans, a tacky t-shirt, and a cheap suit jacket. He was clearly off his face. He was dancing alongside everyone else though wasn't particularly with anyone.

He never said anything outside of loud screams of delight whenever there was a new song. Every 30 seconds he would try to approach a girl and get her to dance with him. Just trying to seduce these 20-something year old girls with his drunken Billy Ray Cyrus dance moves. Every time the girls just moved away or a friend would come to rescue them and he would shake it off and move onto the next one. After being rejected by all the girls who weren't really dancing with guys he moved onto the groups of girls and guys and even came up to me while I was dancing with my mates girlfriend, we like all the others moved away, and after a while just went to find my mate and do something else.

I had no idea who invited him or who knew him as I only knew a handful of people at the party myself, but the dude was clearly out of his element.
 
Bluelegs said:
I remember going to a party last year where later in the evening (around 2am) I was on the dance floor with a few others. All the people there were in their 20's, maybe a couple of people in their early 30's. Except for one dude who looked like he was in his late 40's. He had long greasy hair and a disgusting 80's mo'. This bloke dressed like an absolute tool; cowboy boots, baggy jeans, a tacky t-shirt, and a cheap suit jacket. He was clearly off his face. He was dancing alongside everyone else though wasn't particularly with anyone.

He never said anything outside of loud screams of delight whenever there was a new song. Every 30 seconds he would try to approach a girl and get her to dance with him. Just trying to seduce these 20-something year old girls with his drunken Billy Ray Cyrus dance moves. Every time the girls just moved away or a friend would come to rescue them and he would shake it off and move onto the next one. After being rejected by all the girls who weren't really dancing with guys he moved onto the groups of girls and guys and even came up to me while I was dancing with my mates girlfriend, we like all the others moved away, and after a while just went to find my mate and do something else.

I had no idea who invited him or who knew him as I only knew a handful of people at the party myself, but the dude was clearly out of his element.
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A rare GG sighting?
 
blunt_tiger said:
Have seeked help many times, am on a drug and have been dependent on it for 8 years now for completely unrelated issues to which it was subscribed. But that's not what i'm looking to talk about.
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What did you want to talk about? Not sure if this forum is quite the place to talk about personal problems as there'd be quite a lot of crap replies to sort through afterward ;)

What are the 'midlife crisis' signs that you're having or have had?

I'm pretty sure that not everyone has a midlife crisis.
 

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