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because feed.com would have been taken.
 
I'm tipping thumb to be the biggest of the seven.

Totally taps into the vanity and narcissism that is inherent in my generation and will be dominated by girls subtly sucking on their bottom lip, asking a bunch of neckbeards living in their mother's basement whether they should wear the red low-cut blouse, the blue low-cut blouse, or nothing at all, because I'm a free spirit. "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl, hee-hee-hee."

It'll then be overrun by pr0n stars posing as amateurs trying to monetise their accounts and everyone will flee.
TL;DR: Idiots who can't make decisions can let the people decide, only to realise that no-one gives a shit about them, they only care about the hot girl who will **** for thumbs up.

Chirpify could be okay as they're pretty much just trying to simplify the transaction procedure for purchases and reduce the length of time between a fool and his money being parted, but they're being overly coy with just how you pay for stuff. No credit card needed is splashed all over the website. You pay through twitter. But unless they're dealing in twitbucks, there has to be a credit card involved somewhere at some point.
TL;DR: Paypal for twitter

Pheed is just another opportunity for celebrities to cash in on plebs. As you can buy access to their feed.
TL;DR: Mouth-breathers who need constant updates on Kim's baby can pay $30 for the privilege.

Medium is the hipster hang-out for those hipsters who think tumblr is just too damn mainstream these days.

Flavyr is just an app that categorises photos, puts them in flash-based albums, and lets you share those 110 amazing photos of your totally way out there, awesome day-trip to St. Kilda beach with your three besties on a plethora of social media sites. If you have it installed on your phone, it's a pretty decent indication that you take too many photos.

Chirp is just incredibly stupid.
TL;DR Bluetooth: The App.

Conversations is sneakily hidden at the end of the article so people don't realise that the entire article has been written by the CEO of Hootsuites who own Conversations in an attempt to advertise Conversations. It's basically just Twitter: Email.
 

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