Mobbs Medal

[tigland]

Kate Beckinsale will be date weather she like it or not

 

[PVF]

The Mobbs medal is going to look great next to my shiny new Wonders BnF.

 

[StFly]

Kate Beckinsale will be date weather she like it or not

Arriving via parachute?

The Mobbs medal is going to look great next to my shiny new Wonders BnF.

What would be better is if one of us won it, because we want to clean sweep* this shit.

*EKA doesn't count, 2nd is where you want to be to succeed.

 

[tigland]

2nd is where you want to be to succeed.

Furies checking in

 

[Andonis1997]

Here's my date.

 

[pantskyle]

You'd have a better shot with her mum.

 

[iBeng]

You'd have a better shot with her mum.

Assuming you have the lung capacity to survive her.

 

[pantskyle]

Assuming you have the lung capacity to survive her.

And the survival skills not to be eaten.

 

[Andonis1997]

You'd have a better shot with her mum.

I'm hoping no one gives her her Go Go juice.

Unless it makes her horny. In that case, I'm all for it.

 

[iBeng]

I'm hoping no one gives her her Go Go juice.

Unless it makes her horny. In that case, I'm all for it.

You'd have to dress up like a piece of cake for that to work correctly.

 

[Footypie32]

Well I guess I better tell Rita to start getting her face on, it usually takes a few days...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

^^^

You're dating the twin of George Burns?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Rita is my date for the MM night!

 

[iBeng]

My sisters friend, the one on the left, is also available to come to Mobbs night with one very special man.

Must be at least somewhat infidelish.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

My sisters friend, the one on the left, is also available to come to Mobbs night with one very special man.

Must be at least somewhat infidelish.

In fact, I remember those girls from the classic video for Robert Palmer's "Simply Infidelstible".

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Rita is my date for the MM night!

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

She wants me the leave the light on at night, so that way she can see if I have a monster.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

She wants me the leave the light on at night, so that way she can see if I have a monster.

And you need it on so you can read 'Bumpaddle' when she's asleep.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

And you need it on so you can read 'Bumpaddle' when she's asleep.

Can't wait to get down to the Sexual Relations!

 

[Papa Juggs]

Taylor Swift will be attending the night with me but the word is I will be dumped shortly after. She seems to get bored of guys quickly. I had better enjoy it while it last.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Taylor Swift will be attending the night with me but the word is I will be dumped shortly after. She seems to get bored of guys quickly. I had better enjoy it while it last.

DEM LEGSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!ONE


HNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

[Mooch]

Taylor Swift will be attending the night with me but the word is I will be dumped shortly after. She seems to get bored of guys quickly. I had better enjoy it while it last.

On the plus side, she'll most likely write a song about your break-up. And what a bastard you are.

 

[Papa Juggs]

DEM LEGSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!ONE


HNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I believe that's what the guy in the photo is thinking.

On the plus side, she'll most likely write a song about your break-up. And what a bastard you are.

She's knows I'm trouble. Shame on her

 

[beez]

 

[Mooch]