Official Team Thread Mount Buller Demons Season 22 - Official Team Thread - Congratulations Corndog

[cooney]

Lol

 

[lion around]

Im

Jump in here lion around

I'm on baby.

 

[Van_Dyke]

I'm on baby.

Nice.

RU_ is our almighty overlord. Smartys Power is our slave. Van_Power is basically a cross between myself and Smartys. cooney is basically a legend. deaneus is the loosest bloke I now. sante has the misfortune of being a Richmond fan. Oddhawk is a legend. Azarole goes alright as well.

 

[lion around]

What time do you clock in to don the boots and do battle? I see there's a game 26th?

 

[raven echo]

Round 1 – Tuesday 26/7/16
Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 2 – Tuesday 2/8/16
Mt Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome

Round 3 – Tuesday 9/8/16
Roys FFC v Mt Buller Demons @ Brunswick Junction Oval

Round 4 – Tuesday 16/8/16
Mt Buller Demons v Baghdad Bombers @ Snow Dome

Round 5 – Tuesday 23/8/16
Gold City Royals v Mt Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne

Round 6 – Tuesday 30/8/16
Mt Buller Demons v West Coast Wonders @ Snow Dome

Round 7 – Tuesday 6/9/16
Fighting Furies v Mt Buller Demons @ Punt Road

Round 8 – Tuesday 13/9/16
Geelong Wolves v Mt Buller Demons @ The Lair

Round 9 – Tuesday 20/9/16
Mt Buller Demons v Dragons FFC @ Snow Dome

Round 10 – Tuesday 27/9/16
East Side Hawks v Mt Buller Demons @ Waverley Park

Round 11 – Tuesday 4/10/16
Mt Buller Demons v Coney Island Warriors @ Snow Dome

Round 12 – Tuesday 11/10/16
Mt Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears @ Snow Dome

Round 13 – Tuesday 18/10/16
Sin City Swamprats v Mt Buller Demons @ Underground Stadium

Round 14 – Tuesday 25/10/16
Mt Buller Demons v Roys FFC @ Snow Dome

Round 15 – Monday 31/10/16 (Melbourne Cup Week)
Baghdad Bombers v Mt Buller Demons @ Abdu Prison

Round 16 – Tuesday 8/11/16
Mt Buller Demons v Gold City Royals @ Snow Dome

Round 17 – Tuesday 15/11/16
West Coast Wonders v Mt Buller Demons @ The Colosseum

I shouldn’t say this, but it’s very, very difficult to see where we’re going to lose a game

 

[Van_Dyke]

What time do you clock in to don the boots and do battle? I see there's a game 26th?

We have a match thread where we 'banter' against the opponents through the week, before a game is simulated through a random simulator. Rinse and repeat

 

[Richard_Cranium]

What the * is happening here. I only ******* know who Van_Dyke, Smartys Power and Van_Power. The * is happening in here?

 

[lion around]

We have a match thread where we 'banter' against the opponents through the week, before a game is simulated through a random simulator. Rinse and repeat

That sounds easy as. Will be lookn forwards to seeing that.

 

[lion around]

What the **** is happening here. I only ******* know who Van_Dyke, Smartys Power and Van_Power. The **** is happening in here?

LOL I only just met Dick......That's Van Dyke-sorry.

 

[Van_Dyke]

LOL I only just met Dick......That's Van Dyke-sorry.

Don't listen to him, he's our coach. A dead man knows more.

 

[lion around]

Don't listen to him, he's our coach. A dead man knows more.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Good win by your mob BRAB and RU_

 

[BRAB]

Good win by your mob BRAB and RU_

Stoked

 

[cooney]

Beauty!

 

[Oddhawk]

Nice.

RU_ is our almighty overlord. Smartys Power is our slave. Van_Power is basically a cross between myself and Smartys. cooney is basically a legend. deaneus is the loosest bloke I now. sante has the misfortune of being a Richmond fan. Oddhawk is a legend. Azarole goes alright as well.

A legend before I've played a game!!

Van_Dyke... I'm sure this will be part of the intro to the interview!!

 

[Van_Dyke]

A legend before I've played a game!!

Van_Dyke... I'm sure this will be part of the intro to the interview!!

Speaking of, here it is.

It is my pleasure to interview our EKA Medal leading contender in Oddhawk. He has shown extreme promise in his short time at the club and we can only hope that he continues to build on that as the season officially starts to be a leading contender for the EKA Medal.

VD: Thanks for joining us on the couch tonight Oddhawk. Any drinks?
O: Just an ouzo shot, draught chaser and a donut thanks. It's only early.
VD:Bloody hell, that might spoil the budget.

Something cheaper?
O: ... Maybe just a Coke then
VD: Much better.


Looking forward to making your SFA debut?
O: Understatement my friend.
Absolutely champing at the bit. Whose but and which teeth I'm going with I'm not sure.

But yes... A little
VD: What skills do you have to bring to the table?
O: My excessive use of the #hashtag
..... That and my strut. I can strut better than most men leave a log.

I've noticed there's a few #'s getting about with the competition.

#RisingMountain
#giveaflogalog

Are two I'm trekking out now.
VD: Outside BigFooty, what could we see you doing?
O:Seriously... I love my tunes. All eras most genres (classical, country and rap the exceptions)

I'll take control of our team anthem. I mean surely our supporters deserve better than an INXS tune about love... Bloody Port.

Outside of that, you'll find me telling tall stories at the end of the local with mates.

VD: No dissing INXS around me. #lolport though.


What position do you hope to make yours this season?
O: Well I have modelled my game on Shaun Burgoyne. Consider myself a matchwinner with versatility.

The guy who swings back when we need rebound or thrown into the fire when it needs a stoke.

#simulatedsilk
VD: Nothing wrong with another quality utility.

How much of a Hawks fan are you?
O: On a scale of one to #fourthorn?
VD: *spews*

Why not?
VD: I'm more concerned about you wanting to travel, to see any side play Gold Coast tbh
O: #commited
VD: Thoughts on the league so far?
O: It's nice when you find a little corner of bigfooty you didn't know about where passion or persona is a must.

To be looking at the like of Cooney and SP who are clearly stars.

I'm really impressed.
VD: Cooney is most definitely a star. But don't go around boosting Smartys Power's ego. Don't need that.


Why Mount Buller?
O:.Well... You sent me an invite.

Be rude not to.

To be fair, I still have no idea who you are. What SFA is or where I played today.!
VD:.If only that applied to all the PMs I sent....


To be fair, I still don't know what I'm doing.


Thanks Oddhawk for being on the couch with me.
O: Its been fun!

Is this where I give my acceptance speech?

#rookieoftgeyear
#mobsekadouble

 

[RU_]

Good win by your mob BRAB and RU_

I had a bet on us by 40+. Seeing that last goal from Essendon take it to 37 killed this game for me.

 

[Van_Dyke]

I had a bet on us by 40+. Seeing that last goal from Essendon take it to 37 killed this game for me.

Could be worse tho

 

[cooney]

Love your work

 

[Headless]

Love your work

Is that a declaration or an order?

 

[Van_Dyke]

Is that a declaration or an order?

I'm assuming it is a declaration towards Oddhawk or me

 

[Smartys Power]

Nice.

RU_ is our almighty overlord. Smartys Power is our slave. Van_Power is basically a cross between myself and Smartys. cooney is basically a legend. deaneus is the loosest bloke I now. sante has the misfortune of being a Richmond fan. Oddhawk is a legend. Azarole goes alright as well.

What the **** is happening here. I only ******* know who Van_Dyke, Smartys Power and Van_Power. The **** is happening in here?

Stop trying to communicate with me!

 

[Oddhawk]

Stop trying to communicate with me!

Heaven ******* forbid we try and talk to the captain

 

[Oddhawk]

I'm sorry... Co captain!

 

[Van_Dyke]

Heaven ******* forbid we try and talk to the captain

I'm sorry... Co captain!

Don't worry. I practically ran the joint before RU_ stepped in. Isn't that right Smartys Power?