damicky
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- Mar 22, 2019
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Before we begin, let's start with a bit of humour:
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone. It's my way or the Huawei.
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Man and wife are checking out of a hotel. The man notices the bill includes a $50 fee for use of the swimming pool. He tells the hotel clerk they didn't use the pool. The clerk replies, "That's not the issue sir, it was there all the time for you to use."
"OK", says the guy and proceeds to pay the clerk $100 less than the bill.
The clerk says, "Wait a minute sir, this amount is $100 short."
"No it's not", says the guy, "I'm charging you $100 for having sex with my wife."
The clerk is shocked and says, "Sir I can assure you I did not have sex with your wife."
The man replies, "That's not the issue, she was there all the time."
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The Demons moved to 3-2 with a close victory over The Warriors
They have the worst percentage in the League
The Gumbies slipped to 1-3 after losing to The OOBs
Are they suffering from a Qremiership Hangover?
Demons
Who’s hot
moginie: 21 possessions, 5 tackles & 2 goals
Scythe94: 23 possessions & 6 tackles
Who’s not
Van_Dyke: 1 kick
Headless: 4 possessions
Gumbies
Who’s hot
Nobbyiscool: 26 possessions, 4 tackles & 2 goals
Cats_09: 13 hit outs & 23 possessions
Who’s not
Mop: 1 handball
BlueE: 2 possessions
Who wins?
The defending Champs need the win more
Gumbies by 13 points
Captains please note: The deadline for team sheet submission is Thursday 11:59 PM Perth Time
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