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GD, I need your help.

My parents are currently undergoing a divorce, and both parents want me to testify against the other. Naturally, I just want them to stay together. I am a very religious person, and my parents engage in some questionable activities, but while under oath I don't know if I can lie to protect them, as their lawyers will probably start turning shit against each other.

As a result of this, I have lost sight of the diet I've been working on, and have packed on a great number of kilos, leading me to be self conscious about my weight, leaving me introverted, and thus even fattier.

This led to a drop in self esteem, meaning I can hardly trust my own sense of decision making, or anything of the sort.

Now, as a result of my chronic weight gain, I tried to burn weight by simply turning off the air conditioner, in an attempt to sweat it out. For some reason, I found the heat comforting, and now cannot tolerate even the slightest amount of cold.

As I type, my parents are on the way to finalise their divorce. My dad is driving, and, both of us tall fellows, it is extremely to fit into the seat behind him. My mother, however, has recently turned ill as a result of these times, and rides with the window down, leaving cold air to blow onto me. Sitting on either side looks bad for the other parent, but the middle seat has no seatbelt, which is dangerous considering the heightened state of emotion, and I also dont like sitting in the middle because it makes me look even fatter.

The decision is, GD, which seat can I take?












































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